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What is The Spider?

Scary ass creatures. O_O

That spider is hella creepy.

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The Spider - what is it?

A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.

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What does "The Spider" mean?

Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.

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The Spider - what does it mean?

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 tubes come off of it. It is used as a funnel for beer for multiple people at a time. One person is required to hold it.

Jack held the spider and the eight kids funnelled down 24 beers at once

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The Spider - meaning

When your girl is naked on her back and you put your thumb in her vagina and your index in her ass, you squeeze the No man's land and you pull it and she tries to follow with her legs and arms and she looks like a panicked spider.

Brian Spidered Nancy yesterday and she was pretty mad. She left him because of The spider.

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The Spider - definition

The act of keeping your dick hard (accomplished by cupping your hand over the head and massaging your shaft with your fingers, thus resembling a spider) while masterbating in a public restroom when someone walks in until they leave.

I had to use the spider because the bathroom was busy as fuck.

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The Spider - slang

A contraption made from a huge water jug with 8 dildos coming off of it. It is used to pleasure random homosexuals. One person is required to hold it.

Alex pissed into the spider and the eight kids sucked on eight fake dicks all night long. They also chugged down gallons of piss.

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The Spider

When 4 females scissor.

Wow, last night I walked in on Pam, Ashley, Jess, and Tommie doing The Spider.

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The Spider

The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider

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The Spider

The last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. The name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.

Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.

Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.

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