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What is The South?
A place where you can:
1) Have another god before your god.
2) Make any graven image.
3) Take the name of the your god in vain.
4) Forget the Sabbath day, and never keep it holy.
5) Dishonor your father and mother.
6) Kill.
7) Commit adultery.
8) Steal.
9) Bear false witness against your neighbor.
10) Covet any thing of your neighbors.
The South, devout Christians... as long as it's not too inconvenient.
The South - video
The South - what is it?
The region below the Mason Dixon line on the east coast of the United States of America. Full of haters, racists, homophobes,foot washing-snake handling baptists, and radical republicans. Most people in the south start drinking as soon as they get up in the morning, hence part of the reason southerners are about 60 years behind the times.
From the South:
John Wilkes Booth -killer of President Abraham Lincoln
Herman Cain-Republican primary candidate for president in 2012, thrice accused sex pervert.
Westboro Baptist Church - Homophobe headquarters. These assholes protest and picket funerals, equating everyone with the gay lifestyle.
Ku Klux Klan - Parent organization of the Westboro Baptist Church. But these guys are more hardcore, preferring violence and lynching as a way to get their message across.
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What does "The South" mean?
The real America. Dixie- almost heaven. American by birth, Southern by the grace of God. Glory Glory Hallelujah.
The South will rise again
The South - what does it mean?
1. A place where everyone wears a Larry the Cable Guy t-shirt and a Dixie Outfitter hat with one of those dumbass gold fish hooks on it.
2. A place where nobody finished high school because they were all too busy "throwing in a fat one" and dreaming of that deer they killed from hundreds of yards away while hiding in a tree stand wishing slavery was still legal and listening to Garth Brooks drone on about how great beef jerky is.
3. A place where nobody ever learns to read.
Boy: Pa, I want to learn to read.
Father: READ!?! What are you, a damn Yankee? Have you forgotten your Confederate roots? You're from the South!
Boy: Hell yeah! Fuck reading!
Father: Good, now go get me my Skoal so I can watch Fox News.
The South - meaning
Those nice places like Australia where the spirit is free to be Dionysian.
'The South is certified as a wise place of peace.' -MC Optimus of Downsyde
The South - definition
A place where beliefs on creationism, race, nutrition, religious difference, childrearing, women's roles, gay rights, and labor rights are 150 years behind the rest of the country.
"I wanted to know more about the 1800s, so I went to the South. They don't find the behavior of this Paula Deen character at all out of the ordinary."
The South - slang
1. South East part of the United States
2. A land filled with many Christians and Republicans sometimes referred to as "Jesus Land".
3. A place where the old trailer parkRednecks Hicks teach kids how to hate at a young age.
Cletus: Now looky here Jimbo I dun told you aint to have sex with my sister!
Jimbo: Well why not paw?
Cletus: Oh shut up boy.
Jimbo: Hey paw. Y'all see dem black folks over dere?
Cletus: I see dem boy. Les hurry on home and talk bad bout dem Niggars! Dem queers!
Jimbo: Dun talk so loud Paw dey might beat us up like dem gooks did!
The South
Made the butt of jokes by Northerners. The South is filled with hard workers, some of the most hospitable people you will come across, friendly and down to earth, and are surrounded by beautiful mountains. It is also filled with people who can build, successfully grow gardens, and if disaster struck, generally live off the land. Because they have the wit and skill and determination to do those things that Northerners do not. The South is not full of racists or dumb people, the South has educated people and civilization---also the part of the United States where the most common sense is used. People are appreciative of what they have, and work hard to get it. They have manners and morals, and is arguably one of the calmest places to live in America.
The South tends to have its own feel to it. From hustling cities to winding country roads. From Victorian-styled homes to modern-day houses. It has charm and natural beauty. The people are proud of who they are.
"Stupid Southern idiots. Don't they know how to read or write or even speak?"
"Well, obviously. Nashville, Tennessee, is actually called the Athens of the South because of all of its colleges and universities."
"What's so special about the South?"
"It's naturally charming. It is also home of the Linville Caverns, Grandfather Mountain, the birthplace of Jazz, the Biltmore Estate and Gardens, and more."
I'm proud to be a Southerner. Even if that makes me a hillbilly, a redneck, a flag waver, a backwards fool . . . it doesn't matter! I am proud to say I am a Southerner.
The South
Contrary to the opinion of many northerners, the south is not a place filled with rednecks drinking whiskey, playing banjos, sleeping with our cousins, and beating on black people. In fact, we are actually pretty tolerant, as a whole, of other races and religions (i would like to point out that the biggest riots when they integrated schools were in boston.) We also have a very unique culture including music and literature. A lot of great writers and musicians were from the south, such as B.B. King, William Faulkner, Eudora Welty, and Anne Rice. We also contribute to movies as well, since many great actors such as Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones hail from here. So biased northerners should get a clue, or maybe read Gone with the Wind, the most beloved work by an American author. It's by a dirty racist southerner, I hear.
If Pennsylvania was so much better than the south, why don't you just pack your bags and go back!
The South
noun, A Place Where: 1)Tea is sweet and accents are sweeter, 2)Summer starts in April 3 )Macaroni and cheese is a vegtable 4) Porches are wide and words are long 5)Pecan Pie is a staple 6) Y'all is the only proper noun 7)Chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy 8)Everything is Darlin' 9)Someones heart is always being blessed.
I love the South