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What is The Red Scare?
When a male reaches the point of ejaculation only to discover that his female partner has in fact started her period leaving a medium to large amount of blood on his erect penis. This known to almost always kill erections and make for an awkward experience in intercourse
Guy-im about to come (guy pulls out). Girl-oops sorry. Guy-(faints from shock) Girl-i didn't mean to give him a red scare
The Red Scare - video
The Red Scare - what is it?
anal sex between two males
Origin of definition:
butt-dick
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare
If you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?
What does "The Red Scare" mean?
where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD.
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: I am having a red scare moment right now.. I was just riding in a friends car..
The Red Scare - what does it mean?
When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you
She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy
The Red Scare - meaning
a pejorative progressives use to dismiss the shame of their inaction in the face of communist aggression, imperialism and terrorism.
the correct term is red menace. it was the justified and legitimate organic anxiety of a nation facing a rising totalitarian threat from communism. communists were invading and annexing countries on the european continent, colonizing and overthrowing the governments in other parts of the globe, and building weapons in a bid to eliminate all global alternatives to the red communist system.
the first era of the red menace was in the 19-teens and twenties. this was a time when progressives loyal to the russian revolution were setting off bombs in u.s. cities and attempting to assasinate u.s. presidents.
the second era was spurred by the revelation that the u.s. state department had become ridden with soviet spies. this , in conjunction with overt soviet power maneuvers in the hemisphere caused americans to support greater vigilance from their leaders.
progressive: duh you're just a red-baiting mccarthyite nazi! don't you know that the red scare went out of style in the 50's?"
normal person: i guess "brown-baiting" is still "hip" or something.
The Red Scare - definition
When about four weeks has passed since your last period, and you're worried and anxious about when you're going to get it again.
Me: It's around four weeks since my last period. I should be getting it any day now.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't want to get it during the middle of class or something and ruin your clothes.
Me: Yeah. Every four weeks, I go through a Red Scare while I constantly worry about whether my period is about to start or not.
The Red Scare - slang
n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.
Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.
The Red Scare
When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.
Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!
The Red Scare
an irrational fear of ketchup
Ever since Adam Blumenthal ate spaghetti with ketchup in elementary school, I've been cursed by the Red Scare
The Red Scare
The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.
Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.
Guy 2: Dude that sucks.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.
Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.