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What is The News?Anything absolutely horrible that is sure to make people feel bad or hurt but boosts ratings and newspaper/magazine sales beyond belief. Not to be confused with good news. Yesterday on the news I read that endangered pandas seeking refuge in the rainforest were viciously attacked by evil corporations under the WTO and then had their meat sold to first world countries that will just waste and its all our fault but I'm going to be sure and tune in at 11 to find out the rest of the story. The News - videoThe News - what is it?Abbreviation for: Never Ending Whiner's Society.. definition: A group of frustrated women and,or woosy men get together in breakrooms,chatboards,bars,homes and Whine,bitch,complain about stupid,dumb,meaningless things like: people, place's, opinions,idea's,family,any and everything under the sun basically Hey Tom! check it out there goes the NEWS third time today (2)Hey honey, where you been? out with the NEWS again?(3) Shut the Hell up I'm so F#@$ing tired of hearing what you and your NEWS feel about what color I should paint this ! What does "The News" mean?A public record of all the horrible things that happen in the world every day. Person A: Did you read the news today? The News - what does it mean?1. A new car and/or vehicle. I pull up in that new-new and all them girls wanna get some . The News - meaningNew pussy. When you meet a girl you really kick it off with and you hit it once and it keeps comin back. My Life is always tryna find that new new cuz the old ones usually get tired. The News - definitiona character from the 2006 movie ATL; she goes by New New when going to the hood/ghetto; she calls herself that because she "rocks the 'new new' shit"; she is the daughter of a millioner but hides it; her typical "ghetto getup" is a side ponytail, big bamboo gold earrings with her name in them, babyphat, nikes and a bad fake ghetto accent! -Damn did you see New New at the movies? The News - slangThe newest object, anything new it is new new Carlos - "Damn bro, when you get those kicks?" The Newsto be the freshest dope i stay on that new new shit The News(n.) A show on T.V. that only includes politics, especially Donald Trump, depressing incidents, and just all around bad stuff. Only one in a while will something good show up. Dan: *sigh* The NewsGetting more and more depressing by the day. It's all a story of murders, rape, scandals, starvation, oppression, genocide, obscenity, atrosity. The News: |
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