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What is The Naked Brothers Band?
A small cluster of ten-year olds who sing about the love that they've never had. Most of their songs consist of words conveniently placed to rhyme, resulting in songs that use nonsensical, 'Yeah' and 'uhs!' excessively.
The show is produced with the general goal of making children think that they should start dating at six years old, and begin having children at fourteen.
The lead singer will become the future K-fed.
It is well known that listening to their prepubescent squeals will lead to blindness, epileptic seizures, brain explosions, and stunted growth.
The Naked Brothers Band can easily be recreated with a pack of howling monkeys and some out-of-tune instruments.
The Naked Brothers Band - video
The Naked Brothers Band - what is it?
A band of little kids whose balls haven't dropped yet and sound like a bunch of girls when they sing. The band includes two brothers, Nat and Alex Wolff, and they sing about their 'love lives' or lack there of. they're just a bunch of pussies.
The Naked Brothers Band suck.
What does "The Naked Brothers Band" mean?
A band of boys that think that they are all that. they also believe that they are true rockstars, when in reality they are a bunch of butt-fucking faggots (Hence the name " NAKED Brothers Band" )that everyone hates. Also, Since none of the them have hit pueberty, it sounds like the chick is the lead singer.
(random guy named apple)-
"Dude, I was flippin' channels and I say this thing called ' The Naked fags' or something."
(random faggot 8 year old) "You mean 'Naked Brothers Band'"!
Random guy named apple) "Dude, you really are a faggot."
The Naked Brothers Band - what does it mean?
A band full of faggots who have no talent whatsoever. They are 12 year olds and in the show, they act like adults in adult situations. They think they rock and they fit into the music scene. They're really just a bunch of high-pitched fudge packers that squeal when they sing. They're Nickelodeon's exclusive band, kinda like that one slut, Hannah Montana, who is the Disney channel's band.
The members of the Naked Brothers Band have literally been caught naked together in their Hotel bed.
Listener: That's no suprise, I always knew they were homos.
The Naked Brothers Band - meaning
A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band!!
boy: Can i read this (holds up playboy magazine)
Parents: NO go watch TV the naked brothers band is on
boy: oh Boy!
*10 years later*
boy: Mom i'd like you to meet my boyfriend
mom:WTF
The Naked Brothers Band - definition
A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.
Crazy Car sounds like a 4 year old wrote it.
-my thoughts on the naked brothers band
The Naked Brothers Band - slang
A sign of the apocalypse.
It's basically a band full of 6 members that haven't had their testicles drop yet. There is one unlucky girl in the show that seems to have become the love interest of Nat Wolff ever since he got over his fear of cooties. Nat's 8 year old brother, Alex, wears a doo-rag and fake tattoos because what he lacks in reproductive organs he makes up for in bling bling, haterz!
The story is based around Nat and Alex's unsuccessful love life. Oh yeah, and they play crappy music too. Did I mention these kids are 10 and 8? Alex always wonders why 18 year old girls aren't attracted to him. He "left" the band because some whore wouldn't let him see his first set of hooters. In one unfortunate episode Nat received his first kiss by the alien-girl in the band, Rosalina.
When these kids aren't trying to hump the legs of their female producers they write songs with shitty lyrics. Their first single, Crazy Car, was painstakingly bad. Same with the next, and the next, and you guessed it, the next. Nat professed his love for Rosalina with a song named "Rosalina." Yes, and you better believe that song brings the major LOLs.
The acting in this show is mindboggingly awful. If you love your characters constantly reading off a teleprompter then this show is for you, faggot.
I find it scary that parents are offended by the name of the band instead of the bullshit that is being leaked to their children. Please do not let Little Johnny get a gee-tar or drumset because he wants to be like his idol Nat. Just turn off the TV, delete his myspace, and make him read a damn book.
I love how most sites deem the Naked Brothers Band as a "Tween Rocumentary." Fuckers.
I dare you to listen to one of their songs. The instant you put those headphones in your ear you'll be rolling around on the floor in a seizure-like state, foaming at the mouth while at the same time screaming "What the shit."
The Naked Brothers Band
happens to be the best show on nick.
staring nat and alex wolff. thanks to
the Naked brothers band nick's ratings went up!
they are called the Naked Brothers Band. because
they were running around in there underwear
(when they were young) and started a band.
(im sure u have ran around in ur underwear to)
The Band includes Nat Wolff born December 17 1994
Alex Wolff born November 1 1997
David Levi born November 13 1994
Thomas Batuello born March 31 1994
Qaasim Middleton born January 13 1995 and
Allie DiMeco born June 12 1992
there manager is Cooper Pillot in the show but in real life there all best friends.
and Nat Wolff writes all the songs his self and is very talented. Also Alex writes a few. There show is on Nick mostly saturdays at 8;30. Most characters in the show are all related some way. Jesse Draper, there baby sitter in the show, in there cousin. Along with the Adorable Timerman Brothers who are also there cousins. and so is the principle. A few famous people have appeared on the show like George Lopez, Pete Wentz ect. They show just started as a little movie that Polly Draper, who is there real mother in real life, filmed. She sent it to people and they rejected it, Nickolodean liked the idea and then they made it from there. And they have won over a million children, and teenagers hearts.
Ricky- "Did you see The Naked Brothers Band last night?"
Chelsea- "Yeah it rocked Nat Wolff is so hot"
Gabe- "Man I wish I was as cool as The Naked Brothers Band"
Ricky- "I wish I was as hot as Nat Wolff"
Eric- "Yah man I'm so jealous"
The Naked Brothers Band
The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?
Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?
Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.
Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?
The Naked Brothers Band
The worst show on Nickelodeon! The band sucks!
The Naked Brothers Band is so gay!