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What is The Italian Job?
Classic British heist caper from 1968 starring Sir Michael Caine of Rotherhithe and Noel Coward.
You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
The Italian Job - video
The Italian Job - what is it?
Getting a blowjob in a Mini Cooper.
Hey bro, I picked up this chick for a first date in my Mini Cooper & I totally scored- she gave me an Italian Job.
What does "The Italian Job" mean?
Theft. So named for the 1969 Michael Caine movie, remade in 2003 with flavor-of-the-month "Marky" Mark Wahlberg. The word "job" at the end of it gives it obvious sexual connotations, but as the 1969 film is generally regarded to be a classic, the illegal implications are unavoidable.
John:
What up, dawg. You hook up with that shorty last night?
Dave:
Ah, man. We went back to my place, right? She did me on the couch, then did a little somethin' else back in the bedroom. And then.... she gave me an Italian Job.
John:
She... what? She used marinara sauce or somethin'?
Dave:
Naw, man... when I woke up, she was gone, and had STOLEN ALL MY SHIT.
The Italian Job - what does it mean?
When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
The Italian Job - meaning
When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex
Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.
The Italian Job - definition
(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.
The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.
The Italian Job - slang
A 60's movie by Noel Coward starring Michael Caine, shamelessly - SHAMELESSLY - remade in the new milennium, only without the fun cockney song.
Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea... uh... uh... -Michael Caine (Croker)
The Italian Job
Is when a man is fucking a woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.
I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.
The Italian Job
The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.
Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.
The Italian Job
A classic film with great music, an unforgettable chase, a "cliff-hanger" (lol) ending, and one-liners that WILL BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
Croker: "And remember chaps... ...In Italy they drive on the wrong side of the road."
The Italian Job is a great film with a crap remake.