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What is The Green Hornet?
A VERY lame super hero, perhaps the worst ever DC superhero.
"Yo bro, I heard the new Green Hornet movie is coming out."
"Nah, It's probably gonna be such a shitshow, like the last 4 movies about him."
"Yeah, It'll be a waste of 80 greenbacks."
The Green Hornet - video
The Green Hornet - what is it?
A strong, refreshing and curiously delicious beverage consisting of:
- one (1) parts Seagrams 7 Whisky
- two (2) parts Gatorade Glacier Freeze
Mix in highball glass or scuzz cup with ice and serve.
Originally conceived by mixologists Chavez & Brummett while conducting field research in Northwestern Oregon.
We didn't have any ginger ale left, so I just mixed with blue Gatorade."--->"AWESOME, DUDE! GREEN HORNET COCKTAILLLL
What does "The Green Hornet" mean?
When a doz XX bottle is stuck up someones anus and shaken.
My girlfriend wouldn't relax when I tried to give her the Green Hornet.
The Green Hornet - what does it mean?
When a group of 4+ people get inside of a green car and have a massive orgy. Afterwards, they must lick up the mess.
Sure, I would love to have a green hornet!
The Green Hornet - meaning
One who buzzes parties looking for the "honeys," and often leaves green with envy.
Dave 'the french bakery B' is THE Green Hornet when it comes to the ladies; that poor soul will hit the right one some day, but for now, he is only left to go home and crank it.
The Green Hornet - definition
A term used to describe a bad movie made by an otherwise good director. Etymology from Michel Gondry's "The Green Hornet" (2011).
Fabio: Cronenberg is a great director!
Stefan: Yeah, he doesn't have any green hornets.
The Green Hornet - slang
A masked crusader against crime, not unlike Batman. The Green Hornet is Britt Reid, wealthy newspaperman by day, by night, he is the Green Hornet. He, along with his manservant Kato, battle against the criminal element, while being hunted by the police themselves. Their tools in the war against crime are The Black Beauty, the Green Hornet's personal car, armed with rockets, smoke screens, oil slicks and brushes to hide tire tracks. Also, Kato is an instrument of masked destruction.
The Green Hornet and Kato stopped those embezzlers for good, before stopping to take a shit on the Batmobile.
The Green Hornet
1. The Green Hornet = Britt Reid = Wealthy newspaper owner = Grand Nephew of John Reid = The Lone Ranger.
Keye Luke played Kato, the Green Hornet's Japanese assistant, in the 1940's (?). Bruce Lee played Kato in the 1960's. Keye Luke played Bruce Lee's old master in ENTER THE DRAGON (and a similar role in the KUNG FU TV series).
2. An ugly AMC two door hatchback in an ugly color.
1. The Green Hornet TV show was started as a spin-off of BATMAN. Batman & Robin thought the Green Hornet & Kato were badguys, so they attacked them. The Green Hornet and Batman were about equal. Kato (Bruce Lee) kicked Robin's ass, and then ran over and finished off Batman.
2. I don't know which was worse, my green Hornet, or my orange Chevette. At least when I had the Chevette, I could honestly tell dumb blondes at the bar that I had a 'Vette, and then get them so blasted that they wouldn't notice when I drove them home.
The Green Hornet
The Green Hornet was a television show on the ABC US television network.
It aired for one season from 1966-1967, and starred Van Williams as the Green Hornet/Britt Reid and Bruce Lee as Kato.
The show followed the adventures of playboy and media mogul Britt Reid, owner and publisher of the Daily Sentinel. As the masked vigilante Green Hornet, Britt fought crime with the assistance of his martial-artist partner Kato and his weapons-enhanced car the Black Beauty. On police records, Green Hornet is a wanted criminal when in reality Green Hornet pretends to be a criminal in order to infiltrate and battle criminal gangs, leaving them and the incriminating evidence for the police's arrival.
The Green Hornet and Kato crossover into Batman TV series:
Van Williams and Bruce Lee made an appearance as the Green Hornet and Kato in the 1960s Batman TV series.
They appeared in the episode "The Spell of Tut" and also in the two-part second season episodes "A Piece of the Action" and "Batman's Satisfaction".
The Green Hornet and Kato (Van Williams and Bruce Lee) visit Gotham City to bust a counterfeiting stamp ring.
The Green Hornet: (taking routine inventory on his gadgetry before cruising into action) "Hornet gun...check. Hornet sting...check. Let's roll, Kato!"