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What is The Crab?
Three accepted meanings:
1 A unit of brightness of nebulae. A nebula is a cloud-like object visible in the night sky, using a telescope or binoculars; think milky squished star. It - a Crab - is, by definition, equal to the brightness of the Crab Nebula, which was seen as a supernova in 1054 A.D., by Chinese and Arab astronomers; also known as the nebula M1 (Messier1).
A Crab has a sub-division millicrab, which any half-competent student of the metric system will be able to tell you is a thousandth-part of a Crab.
2 A hard-shelled crustacean, with a body generally wider than it is long, two pincers, and a wide variation in size, ranging from pea-crabs, about the size of the eponymous vegetable - to spider crabs, which have a claw span of three or four metres/yards in large (= old) specimens.
3 Pubic lice. This indicates that you may not have been too careful aboutyour fuck-buddies.
1 The new nebula is about five hundred and twenty millicrabs - say half the brightness of the Crab Nebula - said the little blonde astronomer; plainly, she didn't seek to sensationalise this new discovery.
2 Crabs can be caught in many coastal waters - but be careful picking them up, as they can nip.
3 'That damned soccer-jock gave me crabs - he must have shagged Brutus last week!' said Pandora with resignation, whilst counting her plentiful takings.
The Crab - video
The Crab - what is it?
Pesky pubic lice, that require treatment to remove, or they replicate and take over your entire crotch area.
Eazy-E sez: She had more crabs than a seafood platter.
What does "The Crab" mean?
crabs:A tiny bug like creature that will infiltrate the pubis maximus,and lead you to isle 3 at the local pharmacy for some blue ointment.
Use the "ol"blue ointment for the crabs dissapointment use it 4 a night and a day,oh it burns an it itches,but it kills them sons of bitches in that good old fashioned way.
The Crab - what does it mean?
A beautiful creature that can hold a knife, pinch people, and my only friend is a crab because it doesnt argue with me. You also just feed it and water it and forget about it for a few days and repeat the process.
Random guy: i just stole that crabs food
Crab: stabs random guy
The Crab - meaning
1. A person who does not want another person to succeed by showing the following actions: Disloyalty, Jealousy, Slander, Two-faced behavior.
2. A person who uses another for personal gain or self gratification.
Synonyms: Hater, Back Stabber Leach Free-Loader
1. "Just like crabs in a bucket, won't nobody let nobody up"
2.I told you that "Crab" was not going to come to your show.
3. I loaned her some money and I know she received her bonus, and that "Crab" has not even mentioned my money
The Crab - definition
When you experience a few days of being a gash magnet. It's completely random but they come flocking.
Taken from 'The Deadliest Catch' when a pot comes up full.
Steve - Four this week, Dave. I'm definately 'on the crab'. Dave - Nice one mate, fill your pots.
The Crab - slang
Like fishing, but you're catching crabs.
Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
The Crab
A dance where you bend both arms facing the floor in a right angle and take numerous side steps to the left and right, imitating a crab.
Natasha's favourite song came on in Maxwells, The Crab dance just had to be done.
The Crab
The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.
Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."
The Crab
'The Crab' is a outrageous dance move that involves putting your legs over your shoulders and then walking/dancing on you hands. The move gets it name since it is really only possible to move sideways while attempting the move. Best performed as a final move to sink opponents in a particularly dirty B-Boy battle. Do not use it to early in the night because people may not be ready and can become offended.
First made popular by it's inventor B-boy 'Willie Wicks' a now retired B-boy. Who vows never go 'Crabbing' again.
Warning: This move requires above average flexibility and can cause embarrassing failures if not treated with respect.
Wow did you see that dude pull out the Crab on the dance floor last night?