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What is The Batman?
Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made.
Steps for making batman:
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Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed.
Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍).
Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well.
Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food.
Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN
Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
The Batman - video
The Batman - what is it?
When you're with a girl that likes to use Anal Beads on you, she puts down a tarp for when she pulls them out and you defecate.
Either one of you then pics up the tarp that is covered in Seaman and faeces and wear it like a cape and start flapping around the room, creating the illusion you are a bat.
far out man did you here Derrick gave Randy Mandy the The Batman last night" "Yeah i heard he swooped on her like an Eagle
What does "The Batman" mean?
A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.
Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"
The Batman - what does it mean?
When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.
Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".
The Batman - meaning
A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load
Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman
The Batman - definition
A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.
Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."
The Batman - slang
" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"
"Idk got bored"
The Batman
When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.
Babe! Where did you go last night!!?
You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
The Batman
While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.
Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.
The Batman
This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"
"What the fuck Gary?"