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What is That shit slaps?
A first cousin to the term "Jackson 5'ed', a Shit Slap is when you swipe your fingers through your own ass hole, then bitch slap another individual with your shit covered fingers leaving a rusty tire tread.
Damn Dude, I caught Karl punishing his penis so I shit slapped him until his face looked like a work fecal art.
That shit slaps - video
That shit slaps - what is it?
when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.
You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
What does "That shit slaps" mean?
An open hand slap in which the one assaulting has covered said hand with excrement. Usually reserved for conflicts in which one has a great deal of time and not a lot of dignity.
"Did you hear that Bob got Shit Slapped?"
"You mean where someone gets slapped while on the shitter?"
"No. Worse. His girlfriend's ex-boyfriend used their bathroom, and when he was in there he covered his hand in shit. Then, when he came out, he Shit Slapped Bob!"
"Dude. That is some kinda nasty."
That shit slaps - what does it mean?
The act of shitting into a rubber glove (i'm talking heavy,thick,long deep cleaning rubber gloves) and then beating any living thing until they/it becomes unconcious.
"You're about to get yourself shit slapped"
"I'm bored, anyone want to go with me to shit slap small children and their mothers at the park?"
"You worthless waste of skin, i'm going to shit slap you into a coma!"
"Anyone on AIM wanna cum over and give me a real good shit slapping? I'm so wet for you"
"when the paperboy asked for a tip, i shit slapped him"
"we should totally start an underground shit slapping fight club! that'd so sooo tight dude. totally"
"the neighbors dog wouldnt stop barking last night so i went over and shit slapped it to death"
That shit slaps - meaning
Something that is good as hell. PERIODT.
Hey you been to Dairy Queen? Aw that shit slaps!
That shit slaps - definition
shit slap - when one takes a wad of shit in their hands and then proceeds to slap a person
I shit slapped Tyrone yesterday. He had to wash his face afterwards from the sting and the feces.
That shit slaps - slang
“That shit slap” simply can mean multiple things such as something being super cool or super weird. You just have to use it right
“Bruh caleb is dating Brittany”
“Damn, fr tho that shit slap”
That shit slaps
The act of bum rushing a fucker on the toilet and slapping the shit out of them....
Mom ask's why Im home so early from school? My reply... I got suspeneded for Shit Slapping Andrew Brown in the bathroom!
That shit slaps
When expressing how good something is.
Originating from Knee slapper
"Have you heard that new Dr. Dre beat? That shit Slap!"
"How good is it? " on to which you would reply "THAT SHIT SLAP!"
That shit slaps
When the song or album is really good.
Deriving from when people used to “slap” in their cassettes.
Play that one album by N.W.A., that shit slaps!
Did you hear that new song she just released? That shit slaps!