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What is Texas hot?
when a guy gets a blowjob by someone with tobasco in their mouth, then fucks that person up the ass.
"Man, my ass hurts- Bob gave me a Texas Hot Stick last night."
Texas hot - video
Texas hot - what is it?
When a women shits on a mans chest.
The kinky motherfucker asked the girl for a texas hot one
What does "Texas hot" mean?
A specific sex move originating from a deleted scene involving Ryan Reynolds. The "Texas Hot Clap" is a maneuver in which one spanks the other's ass with a warm iron. Slathering substances on the iron prior to performing the clap has added significant sexual tension.
Anna: My signature sex move is the texas hot clap!
Sam: I'm filing for divorce.
Texas hot - what does it mean?
step 1: wrap your face with saran wrap
step 2: have someone take a dump on it
step 3: enjoy the steamy sensation
That was an awesome texas hot plate
Texas hot - meaning
After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
Best served as a surprise dish
Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!
Texas hot - definition
Similar to the Texas Chili Bowl, the Texas Hot Rod consists of ingaging in an act of sexual intercourse. From the "doggy-style" position, the giver will put Tabasco on his penis, while wearing a condom. Then he will then insert his sauced up penis into his/her anus/vagina. To fully achieve the element of suprise from the burning sensation, one must not tell the reciever about the Tabasco in advance.
"My boyfriend gave me a Texas Hot Rod last night and my ass still burns, last time I dont make him a ham sandwich after sex."
"Hey hunnie, I'm going to pick up some condoms and 'supplies' for tonight... have you ever heard of a Texas Hot Rod before?"
Texas hot - slang
When you shit in a girl's vagina and fuck it.
What the fuck else do you want me to say? I gave your girlfriend a texas hot pocket. She was totally down.
Texas hot
When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.
You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.
That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.
Texas hot
The act of using chewing tobacco or snuff spit to lubricate during anal sex.
Joe forgot to take out his dip before his girl pulled him into the bedroom. Things got heated and he decided to give her some Texas hot stick.
Texas hot
a female; causes unintentional double takes; likely big hair but maybe not; likely blond but not always; not striking without make-up; doesn't wow in sweats and a ball cap; not the one you want to marry for she only fancies up like candy to impress those that don't know her; she enjoys catching herself in the mirror or when a guy curbs his truck while looking at her.
She is actually beautiful through and through but she has spent so many years trying to impress that her and her lookers have lost sight of the truth.
Man, she is Texas Hot, or; My wife totally beats Texas Hot, she knocks me over just in sweats and a ballcap.