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What is Tewksbury's?Tewksbury is a gay town in Massachusettes. It is by far one of the poorest towns in MA unless your in North Tewksbury their rich as fuck! when you drive through tewksbury youll probably find like five mcdonalds and like 20 dunkin donuts. were fat so what. people will say they like tewksbury but it is the smallest fucking town in the world. theres nothing to do but play sport; and all the teams in Tewksbury suck. except for hockey last year. they spend their money on stupid shit like a new highschool when theres a bridge that seriously needs to be fixed but they spend all their money on a fucking high school. GAY. PEOPLE are expecting to get ipads and macs when they cant even afford to fix a fucking bridge. tewksbury is filled with pot heads; preps; and just flat out annoying ass people. evryone in tewksbury is a bully. well if you dont get that im trying to say tewksbury sucks then you must be from tewksbury school systems because they suck and people dont learn shit. im from tewksbury so thats why none of this is punctuated right, because i attended tewksbury schools. well in case you didnt know tewksbury is the gayest town in the world. kay bbye. tewksbury sucks ass Tewksbury's - meme gifTewksbury's - videoTewksbury's - what is it?A crunchy berry flavored cereal that tastes good with milk. see also Tewksbury Crunch. mmmm, breaksfast. Pass me a bowl of that tewksbury crunch and some milk. What does "Tewksbury's" mean?One who's kept too long in the sheltered town of Tewksbury (NJ) and therefore buried in naivete. Also has misunderstanding of the value of a dollar and wastes money away frivolously. God, they're so Tewksburied. Those guys will never survive in the real world! Tewksbury's - what does it mean?A mystical land of adventure. Usually referred to the slaying of dragons, or capturing of mythical faries. Generally relates to the story of Sir Adam rescuing Princess Emily from the Puerto Ricans and Firecrotches and Broken-Handed Football Players. It is a deepy saddenging and enlightening tale. Sup Tewksbury. Tewksbury's - meaningVery wealthy town in Hunterdon County, NJ. Has a very small village area at "Oldwick". Very quaint and rural. James Gandolfini (Tony Soprano) just bought a house here in the past year. 87% white, but of course all the Indians and East Asians will change that fast as they are continuing their onslought into many of the historical colonial 200 - 300 year old towns in NJ. Nonetheless, this town is a very ideal place to live with outstanding schools. Very similiar to Pound Ridge, NY. Resident 1: Yo I heard Tony Soprano just moved to Tewksbury with his Asian wife. Tewksbury's - definitionA small town in northern Massachusetts where people from Lowell come to buy groceries. Seriously. Have you been to the meat department at the Market Basket in Lowell recently, with their expire-next-day meat? It's fucking horrifying. Tewksbury is also the headquarters of Market Basket's owners, which is probably why their meat department doesn't suck quite so much. Tewksbury's - slangWhen someone does something that is so sad and retarded that you lose all hope for humanity. guy 1 - "Someone called me last night as restricted, called me a pussy, giggled then hung up. Tewksbury'sA shitty town in Massachusetts. The people constantly fill up the churches, newspapers, and stores of other towns such as Wilmington with their filthy selves. Most citizens grow up to be criminals or give birth before high school graduation and live in shitty houses in Tewksbury. Joe: Wow, I wish a tornado would sweep through and kill everyone here. Tewksbury'sTewksbury, also known as T-bury or The Dirty Bury is a shitty suburb just outside of Boston.Tewksbury is known as one of the biggest drug towns in all of the Lowell area. Tewksbury is almost completely white people. The largest ethnic group in Tewksbury is the Irish followed by the Italians. It is within 15 minutes of some of the Largest Citys in New England, Boston, Lowell Ma, Lawrence Ma, and Nashua NH. Gang members are mostly kids who have moved to Tewksbury from the city. As there is a growing amount of people moving to Tewksbury from the ghettos of Lowell and Boston. Gangs present in Tewksbury are the Tiny Raskal Gang (TRG), Brown Mafia, multiple skinhead gangs, and of course the most notorious gang South Side Demons (SSD) they claim south Tewksbury as their turf. Tewksbury is a fast growing city of just over 31,000. The only nice section of Tewksbury is up at the tip of north Tewksbury. Tewksbury kids will often be smoking pot in a parking lot or behind an abandoned building, jumping other kids at livingston, breaking into cars, or buying weapons from dealers around town. The motel Caswell in Tewksbury is presently under investigation and is being shut down by the FEDERAL government due to 35 police reported drug and 15 prostitution crimes occuring there in the past 3 years and a working meth lab discovered in 2007 there. all of Tewksbury is a dump and id advise not to move there or even pass through there on April 11, 2010 there was a gang related shooting outside the IHop restaurant in Tewksbury's Wamesit section. Tewksbury'sA small suburb about 30 minutes from Boston.By far the gayest city in Massachusetts. Tewksbury borders Lowell, Billerica, Andover, and Wilmington.Market Basket is the only grocery store. The only schools here are shitty ones and arent acreddited. The town wastes its money on pointless things like watering a feild where nothing grows and building a humungous senior center. There are Dunkin Donuts pretty much on every street. The number of dance studios is ridiculous. If you are a teenager in Tewksbury, you are either a pothead, a wigger, or a prep. Tewksbury is also referred to as "T-bury". Our streets are under construction everyday. No streets are paved. The only establishments in this town are restaurants.Plan on entertaining yourself. I would give a longer defenition if this town was slightly interesting. A few things you may hear in Tewksbury: |
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