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What is Teletoon?
Stupid TV station with retarded shows like caiouu and my dad the rockstar. the average person would rather watch Mythbusters...at least they have explosions
Guy 1: OMG i love this tv station!!!11one
Guy 2: Geez, ur a retard, change the channel to mythbusters, i hear they are making a chicken cannon or something.
Guy 1: *cries then goes to his room to cut his wrists and worship Teletoon*
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Teletoon - what is it?
The most shittiest Canadian Channel that plays fucking ass shows, if your kid decides to watch that channel they will remember some prettty shit Canadian cartoons. I mean, who the ACTUAL FUCK remembers shows like Wishfart, Freaktown, Gormiti (Not really Canadian), Bakugan: Battle Planet, Packages From Planet X, Supernoobs, Super Dinosaur and Cupcake & Dino: General Services? Literally NO ONE does, since because Canadian cartoons nowadays are often overlooked and are pretty obscure. Despite me writing this being Canadian myself, I find newer Canadian cartoons pretty shit. Don't ever make that big mistake of watching shit Canadian cartoons, like I did. If you are ever in Canada, PLEASE stay away from Teletoon. It's a fucking deathtrap I tell you, if you won't stay away, you will remember some pretty shit shows! That channel is WORSE than Johnny Depp! Now then, if you would excuse me, let me write more definitions in peace.
Random guy: I watch Teletoon!
Me: Why the actual fuck would you do that? That channel plays some newer Canadian cartoons which are shit.
Random guy: But c'mon man, Supernoobs is on!
Me: HELL NAH, I ain't watching that shit Cartoon.
Random guy: But there's shows like Bakugan: Battle Planet!
Me: Why the hell would you watch Bakugan: Battle Planet? The old show is better than new Bakugan.
What does "Teletoon" mean?
Canadian Cartoon Network. Available in both French and English, due to the country's bilinguism. Used to have a Teletoon at Night segment, which would be equivalent to Adult Swim, though it was closed on March 31st, 2019 (though it still exists in the French version of Teletoon) and got replaced with, well, Adult Swim.
Canadian: Hey did you see that new episode of Teen Titans Go on Teletoon yesterday at 8?
French Canadian: What? Wasn't it a Total Dramarama episode?
American: What the hell is a Teletoon?