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What is Taylor University?
A place of higher education that blocks any good websites, including Urban Dictionary, preaches three times a week, and requires students to sign a contract. This contract includes: not dancing, not having sex, not drinking, not smoking, not gambling. A college where being a college student is out of the question.
Q: Do you go to Taylor University?
A: Yes I do, therefore I am only a college student in name.
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Taylor University - what is it?
A mystical university in the middle of a cornfield. The Narnia (haha C.S. Lewis) of Indiana, where melons and gourds are worshiped, everyone gets married after 1 date, and dancing is strictly forbidden. The basketball team has fans show up for only one game a year, and the most popular dorms have no AC. Everyone is obsessed with "intentional community" and will go to Wendys at literally any time.
There are men carrying golf clubs and wearing polos marching around a dorm 7 times, waiting for it to collapse? That must be Taylor University.