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What is Tasmanians?
When you crush up taki's and mix it with franks redhot sauce and funnel it into you penis whilst cum shotting into your female companians eyes making her run around like the tasmanian devil
Lady: wanna do the Tasmanian fireball
Alex: sure
*proceeds to do the Tasmanian fireball*
Lady: screams and rum around like the tasmainian devil
Tasmanians - meme gif
Tasmanians - video
Tasmanians - what is it?
The brunch “server” puts olives on every finger of each hand. The olives can be green or black, some choose to use a combination of both. The “server” one by one, inserts the olives into their partners vagina and with a quick twist of the finger leaves the olive behind. Continue until all olives are inserted.
The receiver of the olives squats over a frying pan and pushes out the naturally marinated olives.
We had some extra time on a Sunday and we decided to have a Tasmanian Brunch.
What does "Tasmanians" mean?
When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.
Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.
Tasmanians - what does it mean?
If any of you guys have visited tasmania you will see a new type of bogan. let me tell you
Cars.
mostly this section is the same. Tasmanian Bogans drive holden calais, statesmans, and toranas as well as vs commodores which is a common site. essentially a family sedan they try and make them look all fast and furious.
they love their utes too. commodores are amongst the most popular and there is no convincing them that even a wiked 3.0 twin turbo dohc will beat their shitty 3.8 litre sohc until u blow by them. after you beat them they threaten you and tell you your a cheater. bogans tilt their drivers seat back to get attempt to look pimp.
clothing
includes dada, wu-tang, fila wear as well as adidas.
sheilas
we are seeing lots more of the younger bogan bitches these days. often over weight. they often have the hair pulled back in a tie with 2 bits of hair dangling at the front. have a very distinct accent e.g. "me and scharni did nufen last noight but we had a cuppla bongs and did a burnout in me mates vn."
some bogan suburbs
Rokeby, Clarendonvale (probably the worst. its all government housing. you are at risk of being rocked if you drive through there.) bridgewater, risdon, claremont, moonah, sorell
Bogans also rely on the public funding system. living off taxpayer money (the dole), they love fighting and you only have to look at them to get into trouble.
they sit up your arse and try and intimidate you when driving. i just keep slowing down. they can never come back with any smart comments and if they feel threatened they will simply say "ill fuckn foight ya. ill smash ya head in!"
hope some of this helps guys as the tasmanian bogan and what we are used to down here i feel is far worse than dealing with mainland bogans.
If threatened. be a coward and run as much as you dont want to do it anyway. y? all bogans want is to ruin your life by hitting u in the head and hurting you. there is no way their lives can become shittier. just think you have much more to live for than these people who dont make an effort in life therefore dont deserve to live it.
"Hey bruv! whats goin on man?"
"Fuck all cobba. hvbeen baken all mornen. goin up ta centre link later. wanna go ta maccas and grab some shit man?"
"thatd be sweet bruv. howz ya misses? hows jolie goin?
"shes breaken me balls mate. she spekts me ta look afta me kid but im busy"
"yeh fucken givs ya tha shits bruv"
"fucken oath" (<<
Tasmanians - meaning
the man sits on the girl with his ass on her face. The mans asshole acts as the airhole with the balls over the eyes as goggles. The penis extends above her head so it looks like a snorkel.
We couldn't afford to go snorkeling in the caribbean, so i surprised her with a tasmanian snorkel at home.
Tasmanians - definition
Take a shit in your sisters vagina.
Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.
Tasmanians - slang
Tasmanian is an acronym for T.A.S.manian. T.A.S. stands for Tupac Amaru Shakur. Therefore, a Tasmanian is a person who is obsessed with 2Pac.
Tasmanians love 2Pac.
Tasmanians
1. someone from wordTasmania/word
2. living proof wordNew Zealander/words can swim.
Tasmanians
1. People from the southern-most state of Australia, a large island separate from the mainland.
2. Invalid, senile otherwise handicapped people.
3. Incestuous group of rednecks.1: Are you dumb or are you just Tasmanian - or both?!?!
2: A: How does a Tasmanian boy tell that his sister's got her period?
B: How?
A: When his brother's dick tastes funny.
NOTE: In the Tasmanian notion of the word 'Incest' means a game where the entire family can have fun:-). LOL
Tasmanians
Actually dont have two heads, and we are rarely harassed by tornado riding Tazzie devils such as you may see in 'Loony Tunes', quite nice people actually.
Well...Bruce:"hey are you a victorian?" Bill:"no, actually from Launceston, im a Tasmanian" Bruce:"oh ok, just askin......don't Tasmanians have two hea..POW!!..Bill:"stupid Queenslander..hurry up and use day light savings like the rest of us, maybe next time i punch you you wont be an hour late in dodging my fist