What is THUNDERSTORM?

The act of rapidly assualting your sexual partner with your testicals, usually during a very rough period of sexual activity.

Sue : Hey Carrie, what happened to your face!?!
Carrie : Just between you and me, Bill gave me a Genital-Thunderstorm when I wasn't expecting it last night.
Sue : You have to watch out for those!

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THUNDERSTORM - what is it?

This requires some moral fortitude to successfully pull off. If you don't REALLY want to do it, you straight up won't. This is an act of breaking up or ensuring that the girl/guy you do this to NEVER calls you again.

1. You have to have sex with them first, other wise it's just not as effective.

2. After sex when they're asleep you've gotta take a crap somewhere other than the toilet.

3. Here's where the moral fortitude comes in, you'll need a ladder first and some thing to pick up your crap with.

4. Pick up your excrement and place it on top of the fan blades, spread it out, the smaller the pieces the better the effect.

5. Once all of your crap is safely on the fan blades get dressed and gather up all of your belongings in order to make a quick escape (did I mention this can only be done at their house, NOT your's.)

6. Start flicking the lights on and off and screaming until your unfortunate victim wakes up, once they start moving and moaning turn the fan to max and sprint the fuck out of there.

7. Never agree to meet them in person ever again as you'll be promptly castrated or killed.

8. If done right and fast enough the majority of the walls and floor near the corners will have little flecks of crap EVERYWHERE. If done wrong it might fall off the fan before you start, or it will create a few lumps of crap that are relatively easy to clean up.

TIP: if you feel like you may have taken to much time or your stool was a little dry it's okay to wet the fan blades before you turn it on.

Kenny: you know that fat bitch linda who's been sweating me for the past month?

Me: Oh No, you didn't have sex with her did you?

Kenny: Yeah, but it's okay cuz I pulled a Dirty Thunderstorm on her after we finished. I Made It Rain!!!

Me: You sick Bastard! (Laugh)

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What does "THUNDERSTORM" mean?

A legendary sex act in which no less than four people attempt to climax inside of an active indoor skydiving wind tunnel that has been darkened and filled with sexual implements. Traditionally during the act lubricant is "precipitated" into the tunnel and a strobe light is flashed periodically until all participants have achieved an orgasm.

The local swingers club is trying to cap off the year with a puzzle in a thunderstorm on New Year's Eve.

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THUNDERSTORM - what does it mean?

The result of piping hot coffee into a black girls ass then harvesting the thick, rich coffee flavored beverage when she has the next good shit.

I think I would like a good thunderstorm coffee with my breakfast.

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THUNDERSTORM - meaning

When you blow a fat vape cloud into someone's face and spit all over it.

Kid 1: "Hey bro did you see me when I was thunderstorming the absolute shit out of Karson"
Kid 2: :Yeah bro that shit was fucking hilarious"

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THUNDERSTORM - definition

When a huge change in weather pattern occurs and thunderstorm like symptoms appear in the nearby sky.

Miami is not a good place for vacation in the summer, other than the hot weather, many areas surrounding cities are thunderstormized during that time.

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