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What is THE HARPOONS?
this things so dull its like stabbin my arm(neck?)w/ a harpoon
THE HARPOONS - video
THE HARPOONS - what is it?
1. Weapon used for killing whales.
2. Alcoholic beverage made of Gatorade and Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay. The ultimate Drink.
1. Lets harpoon that whale!
2. Wann come to gatorbay and get some harpoons?
What does "THE HARPOONS" mean?
It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..
Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.
THE HARPOONS - what does it mean?
For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.
Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"
THE HARPOONS - meaning
To make love with an extremely overweight person(s) by entering her body.... just about anywhere you could find:
Dimples, rolls, clefts, jowls, over hang... well you get the idea.
Dude the whaler harpooned her in the shoulder.
I know... probably couldn't find her vagina.
THE HARPOONS - definition
-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick
Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off
THE HARPOONS - slang
a guy who goes after fat chic i.e. harpooning a whale
also, it can mean a poker player who goes after easy money from a rich player (who is called a whale)
Harpooner love fat chic
THE HARPOONS
When something is wild or crazy
Did you see that brawl last night?
Yea, that shit was Harpoons dude!
THE HARPOONS
A harmonica (southern argot/slang?)
"Me & Bobby Mcgee" (1st verse):
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, headin' for the trains,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans.
Bobby thumbed a diesel down just before it rained,
Took us all the way to New Orleans.
Took my harpoon out of my dirty red bandana
And was blowin' sad while Bobby sang the blues,
With them windshield wipers slappin' time and
Bobby clappin' hands
We finally sang up every song that driver knew…"
THE HARPOONS
That which must be manned.
Used in jest when an overweight and obnoxious girl enters the room and you want her removed. Alludes to whaling harpoons.
Or, simply, a joke to crack when a large woman is observed.
*an obese, obnoxious woman enters room*
Charlie: Oh my god, that is horrid! We're gonna die!!!
Dane: She'll eat us alive, for sure! AAHH!!
Keith: Nonsense! The harpoons, Charlie! Man them at once!
*battle ensues*