Definder - what does the word mean?

What is harmonica?

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.

After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

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Harmonica - what is it?

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)

Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

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What does "harmonica" mean?

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.

Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?

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Harmonica - what does it mean?

When two homosexuals are docking, and create a leclair- then a third homosexual places his mouth on the leclair and quickly moves it back and forth while blowing. This makes the leclair look like a it is a harmonica being played by a crazy man- complete with semen flying everywhere.

Mike liked Ryan and Sam's leclair so much, that he decided to make it a harmonica. Just like when he volunteered at the old folks home, thanking the elderlies.

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Harmonica - meaning

A harmonica is an instrument made for the use of those who go to oxford university and think it is cool.

'HEY JACK LOOK AT MY HARMONICA'
'faggot'

#truestory

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Harmonica - definition

When a young lady gives a line-up of men rapid blowjobs by running her mouth along the penis heads as if they were a harmonica.

"Dang, that ho gave us a harmonica last night..."

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Harmonica - slang

When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.

"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"

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Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.

Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!

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Harmonica

Short form of Harlot Monica or Whore Monica (disputed), an affectionate term coined by the 42nd president, President Clinton.

"Willie!" said the first lady. "Are you going to play with your harmonica again?"

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Harmonica

a musical instrument... nothing to deal with sexual relations

bob dylan played the harmonica...

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