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What is Sylva?
Possibly worse than Cullowhee, Sylva is a small town in North Carolina. It wont ever be mentioned or found on a map because it's full of mindless rednecks that are worse than you can even imagine. The nearest mall is over an hour away. All that's taught here is religion and racism, and if you want to escape, you pretty much have to do drugs, or be a nerd and spend your social life on the internet like me. Don't ever visit. You will regret it.
If you do decide to visit, make sure to bring plenty of firearms. I'd hate for you to lose your soul to this county of idiotic zombies. (:
"Have you heard of that place in North Carolina? I think it's called Sylva."
"No. . ."
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Sylva - what is it?
Has an amazing sense of humor and is probably the funniest person you'll ever meet. She bullies all her friends and will probably be famous one day but then get in a scandal and loose it all.
Oh my god i love sylva