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What is Super Finger?

this is when you put the middle finger up and make an angry face and thrust it up and down hard and fast with a vigorous motion at the person you putting it up at. and they get mad as hell trying to figure out what you mean by it. and can't ask you because you mad as hell and probably want to fight and you settle for doing this.

this super middle finger is killing everyone ego who do the normal middle finger

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Super Finger - what is it?

Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.

Person 1: "Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?"

Person 2: "Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers."

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What does "Super Finger" mean?

A gesture created by Comedian, Dane Cook, which replaces the older "middle finger" with a more significant gesture which can be used both postively and negatively.

Also prounounced "Su-fi"

Dane Cook said the old (classic) finger says "screw you dumb person."

The SUPERFINGER screams one of two things depending on how you use it.

In "PISSED OFF MODE" it means:

"FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NOTHING PUDDLE OF FUCKDEW. YOU DRIPPING STICKY BLEACH SMELLING MASS OF EXTREME UBER-MENTAL RETARDATION. SOUR JIZZ FUCKASSFACE. EAT MY FUCK WITH AN EXTRA SIDE OF FUCK FRIES.
YOU FUCKHOLE." This is a paraphrase.

Or, in "FEEL THE LOVE" mode it mean:

"I realize you are feeling my truth and my dedication. You're saying THANKS FOR JUST BRINGING IT HONEST and I return that vibe with the SU-FI. You can't fuck with the truth and I appreciate that you would indicate that to me with a flash of the SU-FI. Respect and accomplisment I wish for you."

I got cut off on sunset blvd. so I gave the asshole a superfinger.

Dane Cook is the greatest comedian in the business today, I showed him my appreciation by giving him a su-fi

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Super Finger - what does it mean?

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So i just flipped him a su-fi and walked off.

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