Typical LAD loves FIFA And the sesh. Wears Silk silk and 11 degrees. Is buzzing for Ibiza with the boiis. Always asking girls for their snapchats. Cut them and they will bleed Strongbow Dark Fruits. Male equivalent of fiat 500
Wow that Luke guy at uni is so strongbow dark fruits, heβs just put βsomeone talkβ on his Snapchat story
UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.
This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.
A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.
Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x
He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.
People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.
Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.
A drinking game originating in Headington, Oxford.
The game consists of passing a 2 litre bottle of ice-cold Strongbow cider round a group of 4 - 8 people. The object of the game is to down as much as possible during your turn whilst the other players taunt you, insult you, poke you, tickle you, make jokes about your mother and generally try to make you spill cider all over your face. Works best if players are already drunk. (Also much more amusing this way.)
Common side effects of playing are violently painful brainfreeze, crying, projectile vomiting and becoming utterely wasted very, very quickly.
Dry, watery cider that tastes faintly of those chemicals you used in secondary school chemistry class. Always seems like the best thing to buy when having an "event" due to it's cheapness and universal appeal- it's sweet enough for girls to like, but "beery" enough for guys to like.
Almost always induces vomiting after 5 or 6 cans. It is physically impossible to sip or savour Strongbow in any way due to both it's taste and reputation as a "party drink".
*when drunk* god, why did we buy STRONGBOW?! *pukes in front of friends* I'll never drink thisgodawful shite again...