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What is Stormy Daniels?
n.: When you pay off the adult film star you had an ongoing affair with but the media finds out anyway.
The morbidly obese guy in the White House just got a Stormy Daniels.
Stormy Daniels - video
Stormy Daniels - what is it?
A brilliant female entrepreneur. Trump used to enjoy her company, but he now has Sean Hannity.
Tom: Is that Stormy Daniels?
Joe: No, don't be stupid! That's Sean Hannity! You can tell because he's on his knees licking Trump's arse!
Tom: I feel stupid.
What does "Stormy Daniels" mean?
1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
Stormy Daniels - what does it mean?
A cocktail made with Jack Daniel's whiskey, coffee liquor (e.g. Kahlúa or Tía María), cream or milk, served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. It is similar to a White Russian, with Jack Daniel's whiskey instead of vodka.
I really like White Russians, but I prefer a Stormy Daniels.