Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Stoa?

STOA, or Stoa USA, is the better of two Christian homeschool speech and debate leagues. As the other is NCFCA, the bar is in hell.

Stoa TPers are possibly the worst people you could meet, specifically the male ones. In general, they are racist, homophobic, transphobic, and misogynistic. The LDers are most of those, as well, but they're not actively so.

Limited prep speech kids are the laziest in the league, platform speechers are the most boring, and interpers are honestly the best people alive.

Parliers are somehow more arrogant than TPers.

Kids, when you go to college, you're going to walk into a room and immediately ask 'where's the STOA people!?!?' and you'll know they'll be your people.
Maybe I'll take a gap year.

Why am I in STOA?
Because you don't want to join NCFCA.
Fair enough.

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Stoa - what is it?

they stole NCFCA’s DBU tournament. Literally how dare.

that was mean of STOA to steal that tournament time.

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What does "Stoa" mean?

A group of nerdy Christian homeschoolers who think they know what they are doing, who have devolved to become an off-brand of the NCFCA. They find their "joy" in arguing with each other, and their parents who simply have had enough of continuous arguing sent them there just to have some peace and quiet You've heard of them simply because of the low level of competition, and lack of skill required to compete. You may have heard about how many people (or so few people) come out without contracting some deadly virus...

If you've ever missed a STOA tournament, don't worry, it's probably still going. We rarely hear of tournaments because almost all of them have been on hold thanks to the amazing coordination staff, and the parents who call themselves "tabulation" as well as those kids who never show up.

Unfortunately, I compete in STOA, or The NCFCA is way better than STOA.
Did you hear how 70% of the STOAers died from a common cold?
STOA NITOC is a piece of cake

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Stoa - what does it mean?

A group of nerdy Christian homeschoolers who think they know what they are doing, who have devolved to become an off-brand of the NCFCA. They find their "joy" in arguing with each other, and parents who simply have had enough of continuous arguing think they know what they are doing, who have de-evolved to become an off-brand of the NCFCA. You've heard of them simply because of the low level of competition, and lack of skill required to compete.

If you've ever missed a STOA tournament, don't worry, it's probably still going. We rarely hear of tournaments because all most all of them have been on hold thanks to the amazing coordination staff, and the parents who call themselves "tabulation".

Unfortunately, I compete in STOA, or The NCFCA is way better than STOA.

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