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What is Stage 5?
The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.
Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.
“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”
Stage 5 - video
Stage 5 - what is it?
Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.
Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.
Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.
Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
What does "Stage 5" mean?
A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup
girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties
Stage 5 - what does it mean?
A girlfriend (or boyfriend) who won't leave you alone. He or she constantly has to know what, when, how, and with who you are doing anything and everything. He or she constantly calls you and wants you in his/her sights 24 hours of every day. This term could also apply to an obsessive admirer.
See the terms Charlene and Annoying for further reference.
Ryan: Hey Dan, what are you doing tonight? Wanna play some COD 4?
Dan: No, I cant. Erica is coming over tonight.
Ryan: Wasn't she over every night this week?
Dan: Yeah.
Ryan: Jesus christ, she's a fuckin stage 5 cling-on.
Stage 5 - meaning
Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.
Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..
Stage 5 - definition
When you start dating someone and they end up being a total STALKER and CLINGY. They often start slowly and work their way up to letting you know they are a Stage 5 Clinger.
1. They will begin by being sweet to you and calling you. Everything will seem perfectly fine,
you will think 'WOW I have an Amazing Gf/Bf.
2. Suddenly they begin by asking you "WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK!"
"WHERE ARE YOU!"
3. They can also be very DEADLY to You or Themselves.
(They might even hurt themselves if you don't break it off early enough.)
"He's acting like a Stage 5 Clinger, One moment he's leaving me alone and then the next moment he's threatening me because I didn't text him back. HELP ME!"
Stage 5 - slang
When you pick up the fattest girl of the night and she wants to become your girlfriend.
Heidi had her sights on Brad as her next boyfriend victim. He didn't want any girl that was needy or on Clingon Stage 5.
Stage 5
When someone is tryin to roll out really badly and everyone else is chillin.
Person 1: "Lets leave the party, I want to go home."
People at the party: "Wow this fuckin toolbelt is really in stage 5."
Stage 5
A snowboarding company based out of Boulder Colorado.
Always Rave Safe - and Peace Easy!
They're not gaypers...they know of Stage 5. They always Rave Safe and Peace Easy.
Stage 5
A needy person, usually a hook-up who is getting too serious too quickly.
Short for "Stage 5 Clinger" - (see "Stage 5 Clinger")
I think I have to ditch her. She's called me three times today, and won't stop asking who I'm with and when she can see me again. She's a stage 5, for sure.