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What is Sports?
A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability
"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"
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Sports - what is it?
A style of clothing where the shorts are worn half way down to the shin, often exposing the boxers. Usually an elaborate belt buckle is showing, or "bling" is worn around or near, the waste.
"Yo dude"! look at that "gangsta" over there his "sports" are tricked out and lower than ever!"
"I wish that "young man" would pick up those "sports" I find his dress wear very aggravating".
What does "Sports" mean?
an activity in which there are balls and or sticks, not for women, not dance
hockey, football, baseball, not dance, lawnbowling, golf, basketball, rugby, not dance, bowling, cricket, soccer, disk golf, not dance
"HE plays sports"
Sports - what does it mean?
Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV.
Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
Sports promotes being HEALTHY AND FIT. What an appsolute waist of time! Who would possibly want to be HEALTHY AND FIT? And who on earth would want to watch the most entertaining thing in history anyway? Anyone who go's to a game or watches it on TV is a complete MORON!
Riiiight...
Sports - meaning
Ummm... why do folks think all athletes are stupid? Leonardo DaVinci was said to be an outstanding athlete. He was also considered the protoypical "Renaissance Man". So, all those people who consider themselves "Renaisance Men" (or women of course) and are weak at sports are, in fact, ... just plain weak.
Remember the year when the Bethlehem Bombers had Jesus playing centre and they beat the Palestinian Philistines 3-2 in overtime?
Oh yeah! I think that was way back in 0 A.D. And if I remember correctly, I think J.C. scored a hat trick in that game. Good Ol' Jesus.
That's right. They traded him to the Jerusalem Gentiles right after that game.
Sports - definition
Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.
If people didn't make such a fucking big deal about sports, maybe I would give it a try.
Sports - slang
How to fight or engage in war without actually doing so. a worthless, needless activity
"Let's fight!"
"We can't"
"Hmmm..... then let's play some sports!"
"OK!"
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Guy 1: "E"
Guy 2: "A"
Guy 3: "Sports"
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Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
Tom: Dude, why is that fat chick at the bar pretending to watch game 6 of the Pistons Lakers series.
Bill: Oh, she is fat, and needs an angle to attract men.
Tom: Gotcha
Sports
Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.
Fan 1: "C'mon ref!"
Fan 2: "What a shitty call!"
Fan 3: "Let em' play! It's the fourth quarter for christ's sake!"
Fan 4: "SPORTS!"