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What is Speedy Gonzalez?When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants. Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez Speedy Gonzalez - videoSpeedy Gonzalez - what is it?When you find a prostitute and you want to hurry and get off as soon as possible. Possibly because your wife or girlfriend will be there soon. Man, I found this streetwalker whore that didn't look half bad, unfortunately, I had to hit her with the speedy gonzalez because my bitch was coming through. I would have taken my time otherwise. What does "Speedy Gonzalez" mean?Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez. “Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time! Speedy Gonzalez - what does it mean? << Oops! Looks like you misspelled Speedy Gonzales. >> SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos." Speedy Gonzalez - meaningWhen one combines a can of classic Coca-Cola with 3-4 teaspoons of instant coffee. Crack Fiend: You got any of that crack? |
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