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What is Spanner?Shut up you spanner Spanner - meme gifSpanner - videoSpanner - what is it?An unusually attractive girl - one who tightens your nuts! "Check out that spanner, i would'nt mind getting into her toolbox!" What does "Spanner" mean?A long, unbroken turd which lays across the toilet bowl and will fold in half when the toilet is flushed (extremely rare) I'm almost 40 years old and I've pinched only one spanner in my lifetime. Spanner - what does it mean?A Type of role player that God-modes beyond belief, and calls it "Being Literate". Anyone using the name Spanner is a god-moder, Illiterate, does not know the difference between a coma and a period, Copies everyone else's bloodline abilities, "Tears" open portals and pops out behind you (Of course to rape you), uses magical powers from space to destroy your base, will leave the leader of the good guy organization to die and won't care, and most of all, because he is a mother ef-ing piece of crap from Australia. Dalco - ((Logs onto gaia)) "Oh god, I hope that Spanner didn't post... Oh god he did... ((Reading)) EF! SPANNER! MOTHER EF-ING SPANNER! I JUST THREW A PLANT AT YOU! HOW THE EF DIG YOU ABSORB IT AND BECOME THE UNIVERSE! EEEEEEEFFFFFFF SPANNNNERRRRR!!!!!" Spanner - meaningA large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet. "I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you." Spanner - definitionA hot girl. Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts. Spanner - slangThe geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973). That Lee Martin's a right spanner. SpannerSpanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses. Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine. SpannerGiven to an attractive girl. That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten. SpannerSpanner .. Spanner β¦ |
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