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What is Spammer?
A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.
With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.
Clever boy.
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Spammer - what is it?
The fucking largest unorganized group of professional assholes since the Red Guards, Spammers are a blight upon the Internet and must be killed on sight. They are easy to distinguish from normal, respectable people in that they often look like a white 20-something year-old high school dropout, and are almost constantly surrounded in a visibly thick cloud of pot smoke. They enjoy filling Internet users' inboxes with messages demanding that they enlarge their penis as soon as humanly possible, offering them $25million dollars if they reveal their bank account or credit card number, etc. No one has any fucking idea how they make ANY kind of profit from these rediculous business practices. The only thing that I can think of is that these morons occasionally mail some Internet newbie or AOL user who actually responds to these messages in hopes of getting the advertised product, but instead recieves a bottle of painted skittles or a letter informing them that their bank account has been completely empty.
Spammers embody almost everything that is wrong with the Internet and deserve nothing short of being beaten to death with a Mideval flail weapon.
What does "Spammer" mean?
An extremely irksome person who fills up any given website with inane opinions and source-lacking "facts." The kind of person who gets bored and decides to spend the evening writing entries for Urban Dictionary that look something like this;
"amy -- omg the most beautiful girl in the world!!!shes so pretty,heehee,shes me!!!"
Very rarely uses punctuation or has any understanding of the English language. Often uses spam as a way to promote another site, online community, porn source, or musical group. Sometimes, spammers have such sad lives that they use spam in an attempt to get a date;
"hey,if u want 2 get 2gether & have fun, call me @ 555-7684"
Spammers are common at any popular site, including, but not limited to, Youtube, Imeem, Last.fm, Facebook, and Urban Dictionary.
"I tried to set up a fan community for early Hitchcock films, but I need to start moderating; the place is a breeding ground for trolls and spammers."
Spammer - what does it mean?
A person who goes hard in the spam. They don't go HAM, they go SPAM. These bitches can't be trusted.
Main Spammer: Chadwick Chebultz
Spammer - meaning
To pull off a cheap-move that you know will guarantee victory because you would find it otherwise impossible to beat your opponent in a video game.
"Matt is such a spammer!"
"He only beat me because he was a spammer."
Spammer - definition
A group of around 200 people, mostly Americans who are responsible for a nuisance that costs businesses vast sums of money - according to the Washington Post last year (2004) it costs large US companies almost $2000 per employee per year. If that much money was invseted in hospitals or the third world instead of being spent searching for the few wanted e-mails amongst the junk it could save millions of lives.
Okay, heres some figures:
Using last years figures, each day, in the UK spam costs at least 16.5 million pounds. That means that the cost of spam in in less than a week exceeds the ammount pledged by the UK government to provide aid to the tsunami disaster victims.
If there was no spam think how many lives could be saved.
Spammer - slang
Video Game Term. Stupid bitches who suck at videogames who keep using the same move over and over again, rendering the person their fighting to guard constantly until their health reaches zero. If your pro at a game, try side stepping or countering when your bitch as friend is spamming.
Spammer Asswhole: Yea take that and that.
Guy with Skillz: Stop spamming motha fucka
Spammer Asswhole: Nope just bend over and take it.
Guy with Skillz: *SIde Steps* Gotcha now bitch. Your about to get fucked!
Spammer Asswhole: NOOOOOO BIATCH!
Game Announcer: Player 2 Wins... Player 1 SUcks ass spammer bitch!
Spammer
Yeah, you don't mean to anger us, yet you enclose viruses in every one of your e-mails that will permanently screw up the computer of anyone stupid enough to open them. Then you hack your way in with ease after the computer's security systems have been assulted with garbage data, steal anything on their hard drive that sounds like it's related to money, and then get back to ass-fucking your pet goat in your parents' basement. If I ever see you on the street, I'll kill you, bitch.
Watch your ass, spammer. I just got parolled and I feel like chasing someone that really pisses me off down the street with a fireaxe right about now.
Spammer
1. Someone who post needless amounts of crap on a forum.
2. Someone who sends too many e-mails to the same person.
3. Someone who will up a chat window with the same thing repeatedly, or something that means nothing at all.
"Quit spammin my forum, spammer."
Spammer
I:Identifing spammers
II:How u can meet one
III:How to avoid
I:spammers are found on any email site including gmail and yahoo,but are found on other websites and games like ROBLOX,Minecraft servers(in particullary ones withought moderation) and others.
They can be classified in a) Pointless spammers,ussualy reformed from "guilds" of noobs,and dumb creatures having a primitive language called noobish which reffers in switching numbers with letters and spamming LOL and !!
b)comercial spammers(the scum of Earth) those are ussualy bots of a low end company that
spam ur email with commercial ads,and the best counter for about a day is to block them,
II:how u can meet one:this is an easy task on the comercial spammer but it is a bot,so the only spammer u can piss off is the pointless one,but u need to speak in nooobis for him to understand,like:LOLOLLOL!!!!!14411441 L3Av3 M3 Al0N3!!!!!! LOLOLOLOol!!l!!o!lo!l! Meaning "leave me alone",the spammer thinking ur from his kind,he will mabye leave u alone.
III:I told everyone how to avoid the comercial spammer,but the pointless one is smarter,having 20 alts to spam ur email or skipe,trying to rat ur PC or laptop.The best chance is to counterattack with a virus,bc he will have a chance of 80%to fall for it,ratting his pc/laptop,but some are smarter so if it continues to spam after u send his ownvirus,just don 't react ,he will get bored or will use a bot and forget,so a simple ban will be in the long game the win
I hate that spammer