What is Spaetzle?

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

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To have and orgasm, and release a large amount of semen.

I MADE SPAETZLE ALL OVER THE ROOM.