|
|
What is Soul Patch?
a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak
The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.
Soul Patch - video
Soul Patch - what is it?
The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Any self-respecting stylish male has one.
His soul patch was so long, he saved a meal for later in it.
What does "Soul Patch" mean?
tuft of hair grown under center of bottom lip
Went we were down on each other, my soul patch sent her right over.
Soul Patch - what does it mean?
(n). A girlfriend or wife of a gay man, traditionally called a Beard, but for religious reasons.
Karen Pence is a Soul Patch.
Soul Patch - meaning
Verb; An intentionally ambiguous term implying an unknown or unforeseen threat, promise, or praise; spoken in a spirit of complete and purposeful ambivalence which will leave the implied act completely to the imagination.
1.) As a threat: "Do that again, dude, and I swear I will soul patch your ass."
2.) As a vague, neutral comment or invitation: "Want to soul patch later?"
3.) As a prop: "dude, that was soul patch!"
Note: this term is best used with completely mixed emotional overtones, all the better to confuse the intended audience. For Instance, use example 2 in the same tone you would say example 1. Better: example 1 in the tone of example 3. Hilarity ensues, guaranteed.
Soul Patch - definition
A person questioning their sexuality who uses a same sex openly gay friend to have a pseudo-relationship with. They flirt with, question, and faux date their gay friend under the guise of friends hanging out.
It doesn't cover up as much as a full beard, and most people can see what's going on underneath.
My best friend asked me to the movies and asked me how I "knew" I was sexually attracted to women, I think I am her soul patch.
My friend insists we hang out everyday, when I told him I was too busy he acted like I broke up with him. I think I am his soul patch.
Soul Patch - slang
Basically, a facial hair feature that resembles a Hitler mustache that migrated south, but otherwise having little to no relation to the genocidal fascist dictator, and not at all necessarily bad or evil. Opinions upon the soul patch can vary widely from person to person. Contrary to popular belief, it doesn't necessarily have to mean or indicate anything.
Woman 1: "Why are you dating that creep? He's got that weird tuft of hair below his lower lip..."*shudders*
Woman 2: "I actually think the whole soul patch thing is kinda sexy."
I wouldn't be caught dead, dying, or undead wearing that stupid square "soul patch" crap above my chin.
Soul Patch
The now obsolete name for the male facial hair feature now known as a Douche Tag or Dork Tuft.
Historically known also as a Sax Player's Moustache
It consists of a tuft of hair left unshaven just under the lower lip, upper lip and chin are clean shaven.
Sported with and without sideburns of varying ludicrous lengths.
Jeebus! That Soul Patch makes you look like a douche!
Soul Patch
The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Especially seen on sexy spanish men.
The worlds best striker and hottest man alive: David Villa is a prime example of a amazing soul patch.
Soul Patch
The obsolete term for a man's patch or tuft of hair which grows directly under his bottom lip, and can be any length at all. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation or any other model of social engineering.
The modern updated term for Soul Patch is now Douche Tag or Dork Tuft. However, those born in early 60's will argue that Flava Sava is the only term to use, for this misplaced stache
The Man's Upper lip, Sideburns, and Chin are to be clean shaven in order to really let the patch show and stand out.
WARNING: this action can not be undone, but thankfully- hair grows back! ;)
Actor and Flava Sava dynamo, Adrien Brody reveals with pride his latest commercial which reveals the uses of a mufti-purposed Soul Patch and body hair trimmer