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What is Solitaire?
n. Also referred to as "the loner's game," a one-person card game involving a pathetic string of disappointments. Reserved for filling up the "special void" for losers and complete bores.
The lifeless loser is playing solitaire again....
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Solitaire - what is it?
a card game for people who can't find friends to play cards with, suck at socializing, or are extremely unpopular
Person 1: I want to play a card game but I can't find anyone to play with!
Person 2: You can play Solitaire
Person 1: Oh yeah!
What does "Solitaire" mean?
1. A game invented for the lonely
"I'm gonna go play solitaire."
"Why??"
"Cause I have know friends."
Solitaire - what does it mean?
The act of masturbation. Originates from the card game of the same name, not only because the game is played alone, but because of the 'fapping' sound created when cards are placed on the table.
You assholes ditched me. I ended up playing solitaire seventeen times.
Solitaire - meaning
I still remember how much I used to need you
Tried so hard to please you, but you didn't need me
You knew I loved you, knew I always would be there
You just did what you wanted, you didn't care
Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire, solitaire, solitaire
Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear
Solitaire, it gets so lonely
Solitaire, you want to hold me
Don't wait up, 'cause babe, I won't be there
Solitaire (solitaire, solitaire)
All the cards were held by you
There was nothin' I could do
All those nights I sat alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' were you ever comin' home
Solitaire, it got so lonely
Solitaire, no one to hold me
Where were you when I played solitaire?
It took some time but I stopped thinkin' about you
Started livin' without you, now look who's back here
You've had a change of heart, well, mine just couldn't wait, no no
You found out you loved me just a little too late
Once the cards were held by you
Now there's nothin' you can do
All those nights you sit alone, starin' at the telephone
Wonderin' if I'm ever comin' home
Solitaire, see what it's like now
Solitaire, to cry all night now
Solitaire, see how it feels to bear
Solitaire - definition
The act of placing ones hands firmly around ones own cock and/or balls and pumping until all reserves of man-chowder are depleted.
I'll catch up with you guys later, after I grab a quick game of solitaire
Solitaire - slang
1. a card game played alone
2. the act of masterbation. can be used in code with cards, spit, snap, poker
I have to go play solitaire now...
Solitaire
Quite possibly the greatest game created by man. Can be played alone, which is absolutely badass. It's also pretty much the only thing a person does in computer class. Also when you beat it, the cards fly around like, fucking crazy ass birds!
Dude so what are you doing ritght now?
Suckin dick and playing solitaire man.
Solitaire
The most played Windows PC card game ever made, since it comes with every fucking Windows computer.
Solitaire
The one-person card game, played far more often on the computer than with actual cards.
He can win at Solitaire on the computer.