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What is Snowboarder?One of the greatest sports ever invented. Combines some of the most amazing aspects of nature with high speed, technical skill and bliss. Snowboarding is as good as sex Snowboarder - meme gifSnowboarder - videoSnowboarder - what is it?Well phat person has dope steez! That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes What does "Snowboarder" mean?A complete cunt. A pussy who's too chicken to ski. Likes to show off by colliding with slow-moving skiers...because that's the only target they have enough control to hit. They also take up twice as much space on a chair, and don't know how to queue. It really makes my day to see a snowboarder flown off the mountain. Snowboarder - what does it mean?A sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers. Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks. Snowboarder - meaningA sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers. Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks. Snowboarder - definitionA sport that skiers are too afraid to try because they are a bunch of pussy ass bitches.Skiers won't mess with snowboards because they are chickens and a bunch of ass licking bitches.Snowboarders can beat the shit out of skiers. Look at that bitchass skier he just got spayed because he's too afraid to have sex.That snowboarder also beat the shit outta him.Skiers are bitchass pussys.Skiers can kiss my ass.They are flat head freaks. Snowboarder - slangone who clicks it and rips it at Sugarloaf. also known as The Wolf. The Wolf is so sick today; He's totally ripping in the park. SnowboarderA snowboarder is someone who doesn't just won a snowboard but lives the snowboard culture. Not only does one have to be an expert to consider themselves a snowboarder, real snowboarders would never consider: going into a park when theres powder elsewhere on the mountain, stopping and sitting down, moving out of the way for some newbie skier who sucks ass, wearing their pants so low that when they're in powder snow gets down them, and finally no real snowboarder snowboards with other snowboarders. This just brings down the integrity of oneself is he is seen with other snowboard owners not snowboarders per se. Snowboarders dont scrape snow off the mountain and dont go down the hill in the stopping position. These acts are only for the inexperienced owners who suck at life. All in all snowboarders are probably the most down to earth and normal people on the hill. Next time you see one, try riding the lift with them, you will be suprised at how much cooler they are than your lame skiing counterpart I just saw a snowboarder who was really hot SnowboarderA person who realized that skiing is just too easy. One who loves snow. That snowboader is wicked Loaf'n Gnarley! SnowboarderSnowboarder: noun. A person who participates in the sport of snowboarding officially or unofficially. Noun example: Shaun WHite = professional snowboarder. Valerire D = unprofessional snowboarder. |
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