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What is Smurf?
Smurf-(noun)(adj.)1.a small woodland creature said to be three apples tall and blue
2.a censor word used to cover up profane language
1. That smurf stole my apples!
2. Shut the smurf up
Smurf - meme gif
Smurf - video
Smurf - what is it?
A term given to dumb players in the Battlefield series. They sit around and do nothing while your squad does everything. Usually snipers on an attacking rush map, how are you going to get the objective by sitting back.
trammellk: Look at that dumbass smurf sitting in our spawn
WWADDICT: How the hell we supposed to win with players like that.
SublimeSouth: We should kill all the fucking smurfs!
What does "Smurf" mean?
A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.
I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.
Smurf - what does it mean?
The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.
Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.
Smurf - meaning
One who is addicted to the pharmaceutical drug Oxycontin; Specifically 30mg (roxys), and typically shows signs of addiction, without hiding it.
My smurf of a sister asked me if I could find her some blues.
Smurf - definition
To choke a female during intercourse until her face turns blue. At that point the male ejaculates in the female's hair, so as to make a white hat. This is called smurfing a bitch
Yo, I got so smurfed last night I had to take 4 showers.
Smurf - slang
A "Smurf" a person or group of people ranging in age from a baby, toddler, child, teenager to adolescent, or simply under Parental control.
The word "Smurf" is taken from the comic and TV "The Smurfs" who's many different characters mimic the behavior of today's young adults. The reason behind the Word is that all young adults will cause adults to swear in frustration, to use blue language and because of this "Smurf" if the perfect word to describe all young adults.
See Wiki reference for list of characters and further details at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smurfs
Your Smurf is adorable.
The Smurf's have been well behaved all day.
The Smurf's are outside playing in the garden.
She is your Smurf honey, can't you tell her she was wrong.
The Smurf has been a complete arse and refused to go to school.
TheSmurf dropped my laptop!
Smurf
A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.
When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.
We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.
Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.
Smurf
A Hilarious Substitute for a curse word
Smurf 1: Did you have a good time with smurfette last night?
Smurf 2: right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin me
Smurf 1: get the smurf out! right in the smurf parkin lot?
Smurf 2: smurf yea
Smurf 1: that is freakin smurf
smurf 2 you smurf it
Smurf
A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.
James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.
Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.