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What is Slazenger?
An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
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Slazenger - what is it?
The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's
'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads
What does "Slazenger" mean?
When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.
It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!
Slazenger - what does it mean?
Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.
After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.
Slazenger - meaning
slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment
“oh shoot i’m wearing slazenger’s”
Slazenger - definition
To be on the hunt for goods.
I’m boutta slazenge at the funky.
Slazenger - slang
When you get absolutely fucked out of your mind by alchohol
"Lulu was slazengered at Nicole's last year."