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What is Skinny Jeans?
Jeans made for fags and girls that are extremely tight. If you're a boy and wear these jeans you most certainly have to have a 3 in. or less cock.
Ted: Hey when did you start wearing those skinny jeans?
XXSkylarXX: When i realized i should start showing off my pencil dick.
Ted: Oh yea? hows that workin for ya?
XXSkylarXX: its helped me find reasons to cut myself. come to think of it....
Skinny Jeans - video
Skinny Jeans - what is it?
skinny jeans are a way of expressing yourslef. alot of kids wear them because it attraccts alot of girls. and its basicly for the style. many peaople think its gay but it reall isnt. and if you have fat legs or a big butt, dont be ashamed. just go for it.
skinny jeans are for girls and guys.
What does "Skinny Jeans" mean?
SKINNY JEANS - The Alternative to Girl Pants
Skinny Jeans are what most scene kid would wear. They are straight leg, and usually very tight. A lot of the time they will be distressed, damaged, with expertly designed rips. They fit tight around the bottom of your leg, the calf and ankel, making your legs appear "skinny."
It is basically the cool way of saying that your jeans are boot cut.
hey, those skinny jeans are hella boss.
dude look at those scene kids and their skinny jeans.
"Hey where did you get your skinny jeans?"
Skinny Jeans - what does it mean?
1. Any jeans that cannot be put on with ease. If it takes more than 5 minutes to wiggle into a pair of jeans, they're skinny jeans.
2. Jeans guys shouldn't wear.
The boy came to school in skinny jeans one day and was rejected by all his friends. He then came to his senses and gave them back to his sister and never wore skinny jeans again.
Skinny Jeans - meaning
A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
Skinny Jeans - definition
The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.
SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!
Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?
Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
Skinny Jeans - slang
A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans
Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
Skinny Jeans
Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.
Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!
Skinny Jeans
Incredibly tight jeans which 98% of the gen Y population can admit to having worn at some stage of their lives. Look good on most people, unless you decide to play twister. This is not advised, for having a person’s ass in your face is unpleasant enough, but the situation is made doubly revolting if said person has a muffin top.
Chloe: Hey, I think I might actually win this game of twister, as Mark's skinny jeans appear to be rather inhibiting!
Spinny-Board-Person: Left foot green
Chloe: OH GOD! AHHH GET IT AWAY! *dies.
Skinny Jeans
Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.