What is Sistine?

The act of double finger blasting a girl with your close friend. His finger is in her buttand yours is in the vagina and you can feel the tips of your fingers touching through her

Coleman and I are about to Sistine Chapel this girl.

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Sistine - what is it?

When a man takes such a massive shit that he must flush the toilet half way through and then continue shitting because he's afraid that the turds will pile up so high in the bowl that they may make contact with his junk as it hangs down into the toilet. Much like the fingers of Adam and God on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Guy1: dude why'd you flush twice did it really smell that bad?

Guy2: nah man it was a Sistine Chapel Shit.

Guy1: ahh!!! I See.

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What does "Sistine" mean?

the act of creaming the thick layers of the cuntasoris

Joe: "I sistine chapeled that Huck girl last night."
Cody: "REALLY? how was she?!?"
Joe: "Just alright"

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Sistine - what does it mean?

Getting so domed off of nicotine that you see God.

John: Damn you doing all right?
Michael: Nah this puff bar got me sistine chapeled as fuck.

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Sistine - meaning

Just like the Eiffel Tower, where two guys hi-five while both being pleasured by one female, the Sistine Chapel includes one more female. Both couples are in doggy style, with the girls making out in the middle, and since the guys are too far apart to hi-five, they instead resort to a finger tip touch, much like God and Adam.

"Did you hear about the orgy last night? Corey and Tyler totally pulled off the Sistine Chapel with Kendall and Bella last ."

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Sistine - definition

When you're getting a blowjob from a girl and you jizz on the roof of her mouth.

Sandy always wants me to give her a warning before I come, but fuck that. I gave her a steaming hot sistine chapel surprise. Scrape your teeth again, bitch.

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