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What is Shotton?
A Welsh town that's basically full of terraces, a few pubs and shops and nothing else. It is linked to Connah's Quay, which is better than the place.
It's also got a year 7 that hang around with gangs, usually targeting only one person, and films that one person without their will like they're Purple Aki.
'Are you going into Shotton?'
'No, fuck that place, swear down'
Shotton - meme gif
Shotton - video
Shotton - what is it?
When your shit is so big that not even a double flush will get rid of this bad boy. The only way to get rid of this is to let it climb out over the side and off into the sunset.
Their was a guy who was proud to show off the size of his escaping shotton, even giving them names, after several attempts to get rid he had to let them go, Barry the turd lived in a box in his shed....
What does "Shotton" mean?
a place where all the boyos live
don’t think they are just anyone
one you go into shotton colliery you don’t come out
don’t mess with the shottoners
Shotton - what does it mean?
Shotton colliery is a place next to peterlee full of run down houses and scruffy kids who run around in full tracksuits , it is home to lots of paki shops such as milcos.
Should we go to shotton for a day out?
no , we might catch the clap of all the girls there!
Shotton - meaning
A rare breed of bear indigenous to the English woodlands. Whilst Shottons generally live in the wild, some are domesticated and have been known to achieve feats such as photography degrees. Shottons tend to have green facial hair, long head hair, and are of large build. They feed primarily on pies and do not like fruit. Shottons love music.
A strong and steady creature that takes life at its own pace. Some say that when a Shotton looks you lovingly in the eyes you feel pure joy and happiness within yourself.
"We were hiking through the woods and came across a wild Shotton eating some flowers. We gave him a pie and he said we were 'e-mence like'."
"A sleeping Shotton was blocking the entrance to the cave. RPG style we played some music and it woke up and started dancing, allowing us to proceed on our adventure."