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What is Shock and awe?
Performing a malicious and repeated fecal attack on your toilet from your anus above... Usually followed by a foul stench of death and putrid filth.
"hang on man.. let me shit now before we go to the movies... I dont think their toilets can handle my shock and awe."
Shock and awe - video
Shock and awe - what is it?
A shock and awe is a modification of the traditional 'shocker' technique.
After the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity and the pinky finger is inserted into the anus (the 'shock' in the traditional shocker); the thumb is extended into position to apply slight steady pressure to the clitoris; hence production of the 'awe'.
The john surprised Laci with an unexpected application of the 'shocker' during their initial 1 hour session. But what really got her was moaning and clawing was the transition of the shocker into the shock and awe. Although it lacked the expertise of her boyfriend/pimp Brock's technique; for some reason, on this day, the john was able to hit the mark.
What does "Shock and awe" mean?
A modified version of "The Shocker". This is when you insert four fingers in the "Quivering Whisker Biscuit" and penetrate the "Brown Eye" with your gyrating thumb.
I Shock and Awed the hell outa Frankie's slutty ass mom last night.
Shock and awe - what does it mean?
When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
Shock and awe - meaning
Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.
I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.
Shock and awe - definition
The American campaign of massive aerial bombardment during the 2003 Iraq War that flattened Baghdad.
Shock and awe - slang
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
Shock and awe
When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.
Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it
Shock and awe
after consuming enough marijuana to reach the ultimate high and one of your buddies says something extremly funny to the point your laughing so hard your stomach hurts "shock" and after recovering from the laugh you admire how awesome that joke or saying really was "awe"
Dude my buddy clarence shock and awed the hell out of us!
Shock and awe
Shock and awe
Let’s not
Like I guess I could write forever
Prefer not to
But it’s now a reflex
Defence mechanism
Like the shit thrown
Compelled
To throw it back
Artistically
Brutally beautifully
And just …
And now you know just what kind of kind your dealing with
Yep .. don’t go there
I get that this is a cleansing of outdated energies …
Maybe you do too now ..
Last warning …
Would prefer to shock and awe in my caring, protective naturally loving former self ..
He does actually still exist ….
Frozen in ice …
Lost in time ;)