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What is Shit - Shower - Shave?to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean. i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out Shit - Shower - Shave - videoShit - Shower - Shave - what is it?Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors. Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass." What does "Shit - Shower - Shave" mean?1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing. Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave." Shit - Shower - Shave - what does it mean?getting yourself ready to go out. lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place? Shit - Shower - Shave - meaningthe most refreshing order to clean up, a three step process. guy 1on phone: HEEEEY! Shit - Shower - Shave - definitionShit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..." shit shower shave Shit - Shower - Shave - slangThe three S's of hygiene. Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave? |
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