Someone that laughs with people when everyone is looking, but laughs at them with others from the security of their secret shell people and places.
He/she didn't want to come out of his/her shell and laugh at the same people openly and directly that he/she laughed at with others, since people might think of it as backstabbing.
Unconventional, unpopular pairing...and yet somehow these two create the best fics and the best fans of all, and there's something about them that just works.
Preferred as an alternative by those who dislike Wemma, the canonical OTP.
"I don't ship Wemma, I ship Shell."
"Shell is so...unpopular, though!"
"I don't care."
Shell (adjective, noun, or verb) is an expression originated in the small town of New Bern, NC which means that someone of something is acting with shade and/or bringing grief upon others in a disrespectful or mean way. Someone can be "shell", someone can be "shelling" on someone, or a person can act "shell"
Most boring chick ever.
A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
Tammy: I'm naked on cam...blah blah that show Friends blah blah umm blah Snookie blah blah bliggitySoulja Boi!
The concluding exclamation in a conversation or argument whereby one person's fact, argument point or humiliating revelation will be proven untrue or ridiculous, rendering them in a state of embarrassment.
It can be also used as closure in an exchange of purposely misleading information solely to provoke gullibility.
The derivation comes from the phrase, having 'egg on your face' meaning to suffer embarrassment. Shell, would indicate ultimate embarrassment; having the egg AND the shell on your face, eventually being shortened to just Shell.
This phrase is commonly used in South Manchester, UK
A - I had five pints last night.
B - No you didn't.
A - Yes I did.
B - John, how many pints did A have last night
John - Two
B (to A) - Hahaha! Shell.
A - Have you seen the moon tonight?
B - Yes, Professor, It's a Waxing Crescent
A - Hahaha! No it's not you fucking idiot. It's a Waning Gibbous. Shell!
A - There's your mum.
B - Where?
A - Over there, sucking your brother off. Shell