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What is Scotch eggs?
a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
Scotch eggs - video
Scotch eggs - what is it?
A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
What does "Scotch eggs" mean?
A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.
Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!
Scotch eggs - what does it mean?
A great big, massive, sweaty scotch egg.
Fuck sake, that’s his second donk scotch egg today!
Scotch eggs - meaning
something sleazy and very dirty!!!
Can I lick your scotch egg?
Scotch eggs - definition
The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.
Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls
Scotch eggs - slang
A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.
I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.
Scotch eggs
A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)
"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "
Scotch eggs
The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.
"I scotch egged her"
Scotch eggs
1. A savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.
2. A ginger lad's knackers, bollocks, testes etc
Rusty haired Jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little Doris. The cheeky monkey!