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What is Scooter?
A sport which is entirely dedicated to sucking cock. Where swarms of homosexuals get together and all have gay sex.
Often occurs in skateparks, but they dont mind where it happens, as long as they get some cock.
Scooter Rider 1: Want to go for a scooter?
Scooter Rider 2: Yeah okay, but take it easy on me because my arse hole still hurts from last night.
Scooter - meme gif
Scooter - video
Scooter - what is it?
A techno group from Germany. Prominent features include "chipmunk vocals" over energetic synthesizer melodies. On top of it all, the frontman H.P. Baxxter can often be heard shouting non-sensical phrases (or occasionally short stories) into the mix.
Their many hits include Weekend!, Maria, and Nessaja, which was included in the opening of the 2009 move Bruno.
"Dude, I can't stand Scooter's chipmunk vocals, they're so annoying and silly!"
"Hey, shut up and dance!"
What does "Scooter" mean?
Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
Scooter - what does it mean?
Nickname for persons named Scot
That Scooter is one fine cat.
Scooter - meaning
NOUN
1. (as a unit of time) 20 seconds
2. (as a unit of length) approximately a fun sized candy bar
1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters
Scooter - definition
The worlds finest form of transport.
Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.
Scooter - slang
Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.
Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"
Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
Scooter
"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.
Best Techno Band Ever.
I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
Scooter
a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.
"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"
Scooter
scootΒ·er
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Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."