|
|
What is Schmende?
used to describe someone when they're being a jerk or being stupid in general; can be used in conjuction with 'douche'.
Dude #1: Dude. did you see that asshole over there yellin at his girl like that?
Dude #2: Yeah he's such a schmende.
Dude #1: Jeez. what a douche.
Schmende - video
Schmende - what is it?
A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
What does "Schmende" mean?
A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."