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What is Schaub?
a quarterback for the texans that kicks ass, yet he always looks stoned out his mind. so when some one looks like matt schaub, they are high as fuck. his last name can also mean a couple differnt things,
1. a badass.
2. something that looks good.
3. mistaken for shop, in andre nickatina "smoke dope and rap."
randy is such a fuckin matt schaub, he smokes way too much.
1. DAMN!!! look at that shaub.
2. ur car looks fuckin good, have you had it schaubed recently?
3. Ooh I'm high as hell from snorting that girl
Rush Mr. Cee so I could tie me up a curl
Out that shaub hoes do jock
See my Cutty in a rag I will drop top
See the freak on the block I think her name was Kim
Just stole her in the Cutty like Iceberg Slim
I said how you doin, my name is Dre Dog
You give me your number I'll give you a call
She said my hair looked proper as it blew in the wind
But I can't have her number 'cause I fucked her best friend
It's a pity I'm a nigga that just don't care
Except for my dope my money and hair
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Schaub - what is it?
A former MMA fighter who co-hosts a podcast, The Fighter and the Kid. He is friends with Joe Rogan. He appeared frequently on Joe's show, which caused his popularity to skyrocket. Although his podcasts and stand-up comedy are successful, Schaub gets a ton of hate as well.
One commonly cited reason for hating Brendan is that he's a bully. Brendan has bragged about bullying his passive-aggressive college roommate and throwing him through a glass door. He's also hated for being a habitual liar. He tells stories on his podcasts that are obviously fake, and he's unaware of how obvious it is that he's lying. He lies about altercations he's had to make himself look like the good guy. Another reason for the hate is how he acts around people. He interrupts his co-host and his guests all the time and finishes their sentences. He tries to cheat on his wife, and when people expose his infidelity he threatens to sue them and destroy their careers. Brendan is super confident in his opinions even when he's dead wrong. The exception is when he's around Joe Rogan, in that case he changes all his opinions to agree with everything Joe says.
The biggest reason that Brendan gets so much hate is the way he deals with it. If he owned up to his faults every once in a while he would have way less haters than he does.
Brendan Schaub is incredibly clever. He never lets the haters get to him because they don't matter
What does "Schaub" mean?
Named for the former Houston Texans' quarterback. It is the ability to throw an interception at a time and place that will completely crush any hope of victory by your team. A Super Schaub is throwing two or more interceptions in a game or throwing an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
Hey! Did you see how Orton was Schaubing in that game last night? He threw three Schaubs including that Schaubed pass at the end of last night's game?
Yeah! He totally destroyed that Cowgirls comeback attempt. I heard that Philly voted him their MVP.
Schaub - what does it mean?
when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game
With ten seconds left on the clock, the quarterback schaubed the game.
Schaub - meaning
Royalty from Germany. Very powerful. Bad will come to those who go against them. A slave to no one no matter what you do or think.
Nothing is better then a Schaub.
Schaub - definition
1. The act of turning and running with your back turned to your opponent in a very urgent manner to escape submission. 2. To totally disengage, turn and run out of a submission or position and revert to standing some distance away out of danger. 3. A grappling technique.
Dont just let him sink in that heel hook, you gotta schaub out of that.
Schaub away from your opponent if you feel the danger coming on.
Schaub - slang
To be a chicken, to run away from or refuse to engage in a situation or with another person. Usually also a coward without honour or courage. Always thinks he's won when he's lost and doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him for having less backbone than their 90yr old grandma.
Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.
Guy 1: Did you see that fight?
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!