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What is Saxophone?
The best god damn instrument of all time, their are 4 types of saxophones: alto, tenor, Baritone sax,and saprano. The alto is the smallest/highest of the four and is also the most common, the tenor (of which I play) is the second smallest of the four and is kind of the balance between the alto and the Bari sax, also slightly Lower than alto but nothing close to trombone, the Bari is similar size to the saprano but much fatter much lower than the alto/ tenor and is somewhat similar to the baritone in sound hence the name baritone saxophone, the soprano of which I've only seen a couple times is a wierd saxophone clarinet mix but reaches all the way to the floor sound is Somewhat similar to the clarinet in sound as well.
Trumpet player: trumpet is the best instrument and totally sounds the best .
Saxophone Player: the saxophone easily sounds the most beautiful and instead of blasting noise in your face it makes music , also the saxophone also looks MUCH cooler.
Trumpet player: screw you!
Saxophone player: walk on home boy
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Saxophone - video
Saxophone - what is it?
A saxophone is a cool insturment to play but if its givin to the wrong person your ears will bleed out from them playing careless wisper and other songs everyday
Oh youre a saxophone player no wonder youre so annoying
What does "Saxophone" mean?
The best instrument in the band because of its versitility and awesomeness.
That Saxophone solo was lit dude.
Saxophone - what does it mean?
A member of the woodwind family, the saxophones consist of the E-Flat Sopranino, the B-Flat Soprano, the E-Flat Alto, the B-Flat Tenor, and the E-Flat Baritone. These are one of the coolest instruments to play, and perhaps the easiest to learn.
In our jazz band, we have 5 Alto Saxophones, 2 Tenor Saxophones and 2 Baritone Saxophones
Saxophone - meaning
An instrument that people will make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.
He played the saxophone
Saxophone - definition
The Saxophone, often abbreviated as just Sax, is a hybrid woodwind instrument invented by Adolf Sax in the 1800s. The highest is the sopranino saxophone, descending down through soprano, alto, tenor, baritone, bass, contrabass, and subcontrabass. Saxophones are considered as one of the sexiest instruments in the band if not the most. Saxophone players tend to be male, and are typically disliked by upper woodwind players, and favored by brass players. The Saxophone is most famous for its use in jazz music.
Johnny is so chill, he plays the barri saxophone!
Saxophone - slang
The best instrument in the world, and one of the coolist to play!
Those saxophone players are so cool!
Saxophone
A musicial instrument invented by Adolf Sax sometime in the 1800s. The instrument played by John "Trane" Coltrane (tenor sax), Charlie "Bird" Parker (alto sax), and Michael Brecker (tenor sax).
The saxophone is one of the greatest instruments ever created.
Saxophone
The saxophone is the Raper of all other instruments. Usually played by some sexy Guy, or if the situation permits a sexy girl. The saxophone is the result of Thor taking a gay little clarinet and Zeus taking a qreerish French horn and having a mad fight to the death. The result was two dead gods and a musical instrument to replace them. The leader of the saxophone family is of course the Alto, Which is the only saxophone good enough to be frequently used as a hand to hand combat weapon in World war I and later fired as heavy artillery ammunition in World War II.
Jay Beckenstein plays the Alto saxophone so well he could single handedly defeat Nazi Germany
Saxophone
The most badass instrument ever. This instrument was and still is the source of the gods powers and originated as the physical preservation for a hyper-advanced alien races utopian society but was later discovered to have badass musical and practical properties. For example: a sax can be used as the ultimate chick magnet, opening beer bottles, and for killing that really annoying neighbor. It is also the only object known to mankind that duct tape cannot fix, for it will be incinerated by the sheer raw energy coursing through it and into the player, or should I say wielder of it. You can also leave the discovery of fire thanks to this wonderful instrument, back in the cave ages saxes were held up into a storm to be struck by lightning setting the surroundings ablaze, excluding the wielder. The ancients acquired their precious saxes from the now extinct saxophone tree but are now made in the monumental forge of Hephaestus himself.
Hot chick: so what do you like to do?
Saxophone wielder: all band, all the time.
Hot chick: eww. A band geek.
Saxophone wielder: I play sax
Hot chick: I love you.