Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Saturday Lunch?

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.

Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*

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Saturday Lunch - video

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