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What is Satan claus?The hairy red dude who reigns Christmas and ruins Christianity.Notice also the Nazi colors the bastard wears? That Satan Claus is a real bastard. Satan claus - videoSatan claus - what is it?Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way. Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof? |
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