What is Samantha schenker?

they say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a duke pre college class and meet a Samantha. have you ever seen a unhappy person with a Samantha Schenker? it’s impossible. Samantha Schenker is actually the funniest person i have ever met in my life, she has a really cool hair.

*whisper* she is also pretty ☺️
i hope she doesnt see this anytime soon >_<