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What is Sam Houston State University?
1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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Sam Houston State University - what is it?
The college you’ll send your kids to if they
A. have an IQ below 100
B. Want to party instead of learn
C. Want to become alcoholics
D. Were too dumb or lazy to get the grades to get into UH, A&M, and even Texas State.
Sam Houston is a no name school. Think of it like this… Texas A&M is Adidas, UT Is Nike, SMU is lululemon, UH is the target brand, Tech is the Walmart brand, SFA is the dollar store brand, and Sam Houston is the Wish Version of Texas Universities. Huntsville is gorgeous however Sam Houston is essentially a piece of cow excrement in a field full of roses. The frats and sororities are jokes, if you having a beating heart you’ll get in with no hesitation. Also there’s a lot of STDs at the school and if you have a daughter or sister you can pretty much bet on her having chlamydia and herpes by her freshman winter break. If your girl goes here or is going here, she ain’t yours anymore… she’s for Huntsville.
I smashed a girl from Sam Houston State University and now I have chlamydia and genital herpes. She also had a bf too