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What is Saltaire?A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again. “This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!” Saltaire - meme gifSaltaire - videoSaltaire - what is it?the best place in the entire world. on fire island new york, this is a tiny town with the best people. there is absolutely nothing to do here in the best way. most people spend their days going from the beach, to the playground, to the market and those are the only three things in town. the adult men’s softball league is taken very seriously and all the real locals attend all the games. the drinking age here is only 14, and everyone uses the same overpriced dealer so you can trust your weed! all the real locals attended saltaire day camp, went to doctor bob for splinters, and were yelled at by the bay lifeguards. got a problem? post it on simply saltaire. this facebook group has been known to save countless lost children. saltaire is the happiest place on earth. person 1: where do you summer? |
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